Q: Step out of the vehi- Are you wearing a beer hat?
A: Absolutely, that's why the bat-cave collapsed.
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Q: Step out of the vehi- Are you wearing a beer hat?
A: Absolutely, that's why the bat-cave collapsed.
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: Robin, were you and Mr. B huffing poppers and playing handball again?
A: Momma said knock you out.
A: Momma said knock you out.
Q: Owww... my head! What happened, Dad?
A: I can explain the broken window, but the riding crop and the watermelon... I've got nothing.
A: I can explain the broken window, but the riding crop and the watermelon... I've got nothing.
Q: Who broke the window and ate my watermelon...and does anyone know what a riding crop is?
A: It was a hearing ear dog.
A: It was a hearing ear dog.
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: How in the world can I get up to Munji's post count?
A: I got the idea off of a youtube video.
A: I got the idea off of a youtube video.
Q: What's for breakfast, Bert?
A: Only G-d and the local pizza delivery man know the answer to that.
A: Only G-d and the local pizza delivery man know the answer to that.
Why is Phil Collins still asleep on our couch?
I thought you figured that out when you saw Death to Smoochy.
I thought you figured that out when you saw Death to Smoochy.
Q: I just saw Danny DeVito in a recent movie, can you believe how downhill he has gotten?
A: The answer lies in the can on the floor of my apartment.
A: The answer lies in the can on the floor of my apartment.
Q: So what's inside that can on the floor of your apartment anyway?
A: It was there a couple minutes ago. Now it must be in another state.
A: It was there a couple minutes ago. Now it must be in another state.
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: When you chopped that guy's head off with a machete, what happened?
A: I guess you've got enough needles in there.
A: I guess you've got enough needles in there.
Q: Hey, you wanna try oat meal and super-glue?
A: It did taste a little weard... but adding ketchup really seemed to help.
A: It did taste a little weard... but adding ketchup really seemed to help.
Q: Hey, you try that eye-ball soup yesterday?
A: Many thought you wouldn't survive in there, but you have proved them wrong.
A: Many thought you wouldn't survive in there, but you have proved them wrong.
Q: Are you surprised to see me back from being in the studio audience for The View with my sanity intact?
A: I'm pretty sure modern science can help you not want to do stuff like that anymore. Or if not, there's always suicide.
A: I'm pretty sure modern science can help you not want to do stuff like that anymore. Or if not, there's always suicide.
Q: I just watched "Queer Eye" with my girlfriend, and I kind of like the way they redid the guy's apartment. Is that bad?
A: There's nothing wrong with that, as long as you leave a tip.
A: There's nothing wrong with that, as long as you leave a tip.
