Answer their question PART 2!!!!!!

[HailCorduroy]

Drummers can't change light bulbs because hitting them with sticks just breaks them


How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[shadowtippy]

Singers don't change light bulbs, that's the electrician's job.

When did this become the bad joke thread?

 

[WRBass]

This thread is a bad joke.



What did the bartender say to the sad horse?

 

[xbmedic]

Please don't poop on the floor.


Why the long face?

 

[Holy War]

Please don't poop on the floor.


Why the long face?

Because he just drank a sixer of domestic American beer.

Freddy or Jason?

 

[wabbit]

Between Freddy Mercury and Jason Newstead, I'd take Rory Calhoun.

Paper or plastic?

 

[geeza]

Paper. Preferably rolling.

Pistachios or cashews?

 

[5StringBlues]

Both.





Aren't you glad you use Dial?

 

[geeza]

Not as glad as everyone else is!

Why is time slipping sideways on me?

 

[xbmedic]

Because your watch is on a banana peel.


What did one fish in a tank say to another fish in the tank?

 

[SamanthaCay]

gokagshuwatts


for what is a dream if there is a truth

 

[WRBass]

It depends on which cable news channel you watch.



Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman than a regular one?

 

[nutso42]

Do I really want to know?


Did you miss me while I was gone?

 

[geeza]

One guess.

Who guessed I said "no"?

 

[5StringBlues]

I did,you curmudgeonly Basstard.




Does this fat make me look fat?

 

[nutso42]

No. The cellulite does.


Why are geeza's posts always so predictable?

 

[5StringBlues]

I suspect it's one of those "strangely attracted to you" situations.





If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?

 

[geeza]

A wild predictable one, apparently.

Say what?

 

[shadowtippy]

Huh?


Is that right?

 

[nutso42]

It is most definitely possible for it not to be totally wrong.


Wasn't Whose Line Is It Anyway the best show on TV?