Answers to threads without opening them

[JACink]

We all know that on TB we have a habit of randomly answering threads without reading all the posts, in fact, I think there are many people who don't even bother to read the OP.

So let's take it one step further...

Answering threads without even opening them!!

Just by looking at the thread title, post your reply!!

You can link to the thread, or not, I don't really care.


For example:

Should I return this bass?
Yes, the owner is probably looking for it.

Do I need a new nut?
You would be better off asking a doctor.

It's 2018, what modelling software do you prefer and why?
In 2018, photoshop is the only thing that can make me look anything like a model.

 

[Gorn]

Pickles!
Hell yeah.

 

[Funky Ghost]

I'll take banned for Trolling for 1000 Alex.

 

[JACink]

I'll take banned for Trolling for 1000 Alex.

Not sure if I follow...

I guess you do get that this is not intended to be serious? Or am I missing something?

 

[Bassbeater]

Answers to threads without opening them
Yes.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Not sure if I follow...

I guess you do get that this is not intended to be serious? Or am I missing something?

How would I know that if I opened only to reply?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[bassicmike]

Did you try search function?

 

[Joe Nerve]

Yes. Sometimes. Because it's fun. Or because I'm bored and not really interested in the OP. Just did that with the First bass thread.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[5StringBlues]

I had a girl once.

 

[rufus.K]

This yogurt is 2%

 

[Tom Bomb]

Emulate an upright?

Barduum barduum barduum barduum buum … Baaah bop

Barduum barduum barduum barduum

Barduum barduum barduum barduum buum … Baaah bop

Buuum buum buum buum

 

[Groove Doctor]

Definitely Tort.

 

[Oddly]

Fire The Drummer.

 

[Gazman]

How do you pronounce "Piezo"?

“piezo”

 

[charlie monroe]

How do you pronounce "Piezo"?

Correctly

 

[Matthew_84]

Life expectancy of active electronics
They’ll last longer if you unplug the bass when you’re not using it.

 

[Pilgrim]

The answer to everything is either [13], [I had a bottle but I drank it], or [we had those but I just sold the last one.]

You're welcome.

 

[rufus.K]

42

 

[Tom Bomb]

What Are The Odds?

Everything other than the evens.

Does anybody here read Japanese?

As long as it's translated into English, I do.

Identifying my strings

DNA testing.

Does nut width, string spacing and/or scale length influence your bass purchases?

Yes. Every bass I've ever purchased has had all three of these.

What do you think is the most fascinating animal in nature?

The politician.

Cleaning a Bass

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Share your daily observations......

Fine golfer, deadly with a driver, great short game, could lose a few pounds, should play more golf.

Songs for those tough days when you could use a lift

Stairway to Heaven, Love in an Elevator.

Protest Music!!

But this is a pro music forum. It just wouldn't be right.

Need suggestions for silent practice

Put the instrument down and step away from the amp.

Best Way to Grow a Mind

In a skull, preferably the one you found it in.

Do You Read and Edit Your Posts After Posting?

Yes. No.

If I could hang One piece of Art on my wall...

This I would never dream of doing but, if I had to choose, I guess it would be his vocal cords. Strange question.