Any Singers looking for a Pro gig - check this opportunity

[ddnidd1]

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[Ironbar]

They shouldn't have too much trouble finding a singer considering all the guitar samples sound like the same song.

 

[mikew31]

I wonder who the "we" includes? The guitarist recorded the songs. "We" have bass and drums who are recording. Who's writing the ad? And how is that Rock/Blues? The first song was a 1 4 5, granted, but the rest were straight up 80s hard rock style including power ballads.

 

[Stewie26]

They shouldn't have too much trouble finding a singer considering all the guitar samples sound like the same song.

For a moment there I thought I was listening to Guitar Hero.

 

[ddnidd1]

Regardless, there are big bucks waiting for some lucky vocalist.

 

[devo_stevo]

Regardless, there are big bucks waiting for some lucky vocalist.

Well, the very definition of the word "professional" is someone that gets paid to do something. So someone is paying this/these guy(s) and/or gal(s).

 

[ddnidd1]

Basically the Pro reference is laughable as is the Band reference.

EDIT: I inadvertently left out Song under laughable.

 

[catcauphonic]

I'm too late to the party, apparently the posting has been deleted by the author. Next time copy and paste the text underneath so the legend can live on

 

[two fingers]

I'm too late to the party, apparently the posting has been deleted by the author. Next time copy and paste the text underneath so the legend can live on

Yeah this!!!!

 

[ddnidd1]

Its been updated for a lyricist.

SINGER (Lyricist) *NEEDED* for Profe$$ional Rock Band
(google map)

We are a Rock/Blues Band looking for a Vocalist/singer for Our 8 ORIGINAL/CopyWritten songs!

If Interested, Please take your time to click on each of the 8 links below to hear our songs that are originally created and played by the Guitarist!

If the music matches your style and you think you can sing your own original lyrics to them, then please give us a call as soon as possible!

We do have a bass player and a drummer who are now in the process of recording all of our songs together as a band, then we will post them ASAP

Thank you for your time and have an awesome day!

Song 1 sample


Song 2 sample


Song 3 sample


Song 4 sample


Song 5 sample


Song 6 sample


Song 7 sample


Song 8 sample

 

[Michedelic]

I love how dollar signs are used for the letter "s"; that's always a red flag for jive-ass foolishness waiting ahead.

 

[electracoyote]

It's telling that a guitarist would actually believe any skilled singer/lyricist could be inspired to compose melodies and lyrics based on that horrible tone random riffage.

 

[ptg]

I love how dollar signs are used for the letter "s"; that's always a red flag for jive-a$$ foolishness waiting ahead.

Fixed it for you!

 

[Munjibunga]

Dang.

 

[Michedelic]

Those weren't songs; that was the soundtrack to the new Netflix series, "Saturday Afternoon at Guitar Center".

 

[btmpancake]

...and somebody started a thread named ''Why bands get paid so awful. They should hear this.

 

[Funky Ghost]

When you play all the samples at the same time it kinda reminds me of the beginning bit of Christmas in Sarajevo -- as played by a first year guitar student.