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Anyone else like “coffee table” Basses?

Yes.

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A non painted bass with Only wood and Fancy figured wood "like a fancy coffee table". Extra things like scrolls, single cuts are extra credit! Haha

here's my new Fodera. Oozing with coffee tableness!
Now that looks like a coffee table you'd get at some fancy pants upscale NYC store. Mine are probably more like the fine finishes found at Walmart
 
decades ago I did....since then, no....I have an appreciation for them (I guess my USA Peavey Cirrus counts as one) but I no longer go ballistic ga ga when in their presence....There are plenty of factory bolt-on basses Id rather have than re-acquiring either Alembic that Ive owned
 
I didn't know the coffee table designation, but I have one. It's a RondoMusic.com Hadean 24" scale poly string bass uke that I had Eric's Guitar add a pickguard covered with burl veneer to simulate a single cut/whale hump style, including the headplate. I labelled it a Narwhalele, I like the whale hump name, to me it's not derogatory, it's aptly descriptive.

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I played a coffee table bass in a punk band for a decade. I don't believe in context as far as aesthetics go. It's ergonomics and tone for me. So I'm building 2 new bordwells. How would these hybrid tops classify? They're not painted, but they're not just wood.

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