Anyone use a bidet?

[BurnOut]

This is the most informative, amusing & enjoyable TB post yet. And since I've been experiencing some waste line problems this month, got me seriously considering this option. I love some of the off topic post that go on here.

 

[10cc]

Can I ask an obvious question?

If you squirt your butt, don't you walk away with wet underpants?

A lot of them have warm air dryers.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

We have obviously run out of things to talk about.

 

[fingerguy]

Having some remodeling done and it is an option that I'd not considered before. Does anyone have one installed at home? Opinions or observations are appreciated.

I always thought about it but in the end I figure man up and warm it up the old fashion way: with my a$$!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

heated seat and all

I like a cold seat, because a warm seat means someone just used it.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I like a cold seat, because a warm seat means someone just used it.

Plus one to that!

 

[D M C]

I like a cold seat, because a warm seat means someone just used it.

If your toilet had a seat warmer then you'd never be left wondering. It'd always feel the same.

 

[RED J]

We have obviously run out of things to talk about.

Thank you. As I sit here trying to figure out why I read this whole thread.

 

[D M C]

We have obviously run out of things to talk about.

It is not so obvious to me. I can think of lots more stuff to talk about. Just say the word.

 

[RED J]

What were you sitting on?

Sitting on the can reading my copy of bidet today magazine.

 

[Marley's Ghost]

I used them when traveling in Europe and really liked how clean you can get. I wish they had them in the US.

 

[48thStreetCustom]

A lot of them have warm air dryers.

 

[Jaume2]

Had one in my house in Barcelona. Great for a marmalade check if you're in a hurry.

 

[Pilgrim]

Was in Tokyo recently and used one for the first time. Definitely a good idea, tempted to install one at home. Washed, then wiped, all good and ready to go. No wet socks from runoff.

 

[RED J]

On a serious note, I saw them installed in a lot of high end real estate I helped build.
Makes perfect sense to me. It's no doubt a laugh people in other parts of the world have on Americans who are obsessively clean in many regards but settle for a stopgap between showers in the nastiest nether regions.

 

[BurnOut]

I just use the family Waterpik. It's always sitting there ready, and it's quite effective.

 

[Pilgrim]

And it keeps plaque from building up in the area, right?

 

[BurnOut]

Kligon Plaque circling Uranus

 

[Biggbass]

I was in Buenos Aires once and, thankfully, tested the bidet in my hotel room before I sat on it.
The water pressure darned near knocked a hole thru the ceiling like an H2O laser beam.

 

[IconBasser]

^ gotta get in there deep if you want a sparkling sphincter.