I'm guessing the lawsuits will start in about five years.
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Anything new at NAMM 2026?
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Oh great. So every time you change the baby, you're going to hear a commercial?I just learned from my son that there are now "smart" diapers available... W.T.F.?
Are Pampers Smart Diapers Worth Buying? Wireless Baby Guide and Dangers
Are Smart Diapers Safe for your baby? Pamper Lumi diaper indicates wetness baby sleep patterns and more with Electromagnetic radiation EMF comes from all wireless devices including the Pampers Lumi diaper sensor and baby monitor. Protect your baby and protect your privacy. Smart Tips for using...techwellness.com
Yeah, the Kyber bass and the new Aero guitar. I'm thinking the chatter about an Aero bass is very premature. If you're in the area Kiesel holds an open house with signature artists at the factory on that Saturday. It's very light on bass content this year, but still a fun hang and some great performers.
I remember James Doohan (Scotty from Star Trek) on a late night talk show when the host asked him why the Enterprise had no bathrooms? Doohan replied "well, didn't need them, we had phasers, and you just had to aim very carefully!"
I just learned from my son that there are now "smart" diapers available... W.T.F.?
Are Pampers Smart Diapers Worth Buying? Wireless Baby Guide and Dangers
Are Smart Diapers Safe for your baby? Pamper Lumi diaper indicates wetness baby sleep patterns and more with Electromagnetic radiation EMF comes from all wireless devices including the Pampers Lumi diaper sensor and baby monitor. Protect your baby and protect your privacy. Smart Tips for using...
Most diapers are disappointing. They say "up to ten pounds" on the box, but then only hold an ounce or two at best.
Featuring new Toneless pickups.
But that includes regular light too, so it could be anything from safe to baby hulk. Are they providing operational frequency range in the data sheets for the diapers?
Anybody ever have a full wet diaper explode indoors? We did one time… in the kitchen. Wonder if smart diapers have any built-in mitigations for such a scenario.
New WIFI basses and amps that text you when they haven't been played in a while. Also an optional sour note notification that you can turn off. 
You didn't know you're not supposed to dry them in the microwave!?!
Having worked with the 95 GHz Active Denial System, definitely not something to have in any one's diaper or underwear. Now something in the RF to VHF range should keep things warm. Just what every infant needs. As the Beatles sang happiness is a warm bum.I just learned from my son that there are now "smart" diapers available... W.T.F.?
Are Pampers Smart Diapers Worth Buying? Wireless Baby Guide and Dangers
Are Smart Diapers Safe for your baby? Pamper Lumi diaper indicates wetness baby sleep patterns and more with Electromagnetic radiation EMF comes from all wireless devices including the Pampers Lumi diaper sensor and baby monitor. Protect your baby and protect your privacy. Smart Tips for using...
When are we going to get that in pedal form, the ADS? Punk rockers would love that to keep the gobs out of range.
I want one in a key fob. Get back to work on that.
The new "smart" basses will be subscription-based. If you miss your annual payment, they'll stop making a sound.
TMK this is the smallest ADS available. The 1 KW minimum power requirement is the limitation. Perhaps a Class-D amplifier is needed?
Solid State - Active Denial Technology
The Solid State Active Denial Technology (SS-ADT) is a non-lethal weapon system which disrupts hostile activities and can deny personnel from remaining in specific areas, without causing permanent physical harm or collateral damage.
Don't go giving them any ideas!
If that comes to pass the used instrument market will be booming.
Funny you mention that…I'm using my boys old cloth diapers to wipe my basses and strings with. I know that might sound gross, but they work great…plus, they haven't been used on a human for 40+ years(if at all)!I just learned from my son that there are now "smart" diapers available... W.T.F.?
Are Pampers Smart Diapers Worth Buying? Wireless Baby Guide and Dangers
Are Smart Diapers Safe for your baby? Pamper Lumi diaper indicates wetness baby sleep patterns and more with Electromagnetic radiation EMF comes from all wireless devices including the Pampers Lumi diaper sensor and baby monitor. Protect your baby and protect your privacy. Smart Tips for using...
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Tony Levin famously cut up a disposable diaper that he had on hand, to improvise a mute for a recording session.
