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Area 51; what do you think?

They use it to test black projects, such as the F-117 and B-2 before they went bop. There are, no doubt, newer, more advanced technologies being tested now that we will hear about in 10 or 15 years. Let's face it, they've got to have something that replaces the SR-71.

And of course, you've got the nine captured alien spacecraft that they are reverse engineering. These craft use an isotope of Element 115 (ununpentium) to create an anti-gravity field for propulsion. Element 115 is not abundant in this part of the galaxy, but is more abundant where larger supernovae occurred in the distant past, creating heavier elements. The anti-gravitational force warps the space around it, dramatically shortening the effective distance between two points in the universe.

You heard it here first.

what?

i think they are making a super bass that has the ability to morf into a Hummer with a 3000W amp in the back that blows anything behind it off the road...and it of course plays any tune u can think of in your head just by thinking it.

well it can also sound like what ever instrument you want it to be. And if you have enough of playing in one spot you press the "special pedal" and it goes all distorted and then turns into a fighter jet and goes stright to what ever spot you can imagine of, an it runs on water...DUH.

And of course we can't forget that it has all the legendary music players of our time that have "died" mysteriously.
 
I have heard, and I don't like to speak hearsay but Area 51 is where all the Guitarist who think they can also play bass hang out to try to learn our smooth riffs. The reason for all the security is they don't want us to hear how bad they actually suck at it. :crying:

I don't know about you, but it sounds believeable to me. :bassist:
 
They use it to test black projects, such as the F-117 and B-2 before they went bop. There are, no doubt, newer, more advanced technologies being tested now that we will hear about in 10 or 15 years. Let's face it, they've got to have something that replaces the SR-71.
You heard it here first.

A friend who used to live at the edge of an airfield which flew SR71's maintains the replacement is called 'Aroura' [sp?] and has been around for a number of years

Not convinced myself though

Regards

Matthew
 
I lived in Henderson NV. for 5 years and worked in Vegas at a Home Medical Equipment company during that time. One of the customer service gals (PC?) was married to an engineer, he couldn't tell her where he worked or who he worked for.. but most days he flew out of Nellis in an unmarked airplane..:ninja: Sometimes a call would be placed on his behalf stating that he would not be home for several days..

He knew a lot about radar/tracking systems, satellites, GPS technology, aviation and computers... a real genius.

He never told me about his "job", but would talk about systems that were currently available to the public..
 
They use it to test black projects, such as the F-117 and B-2 before they went bop. There are, no doubt, newer, more advanced technologies being tested now that we will hear about in 10 or 15 years. Let's face it, they've got to have something that replaces the SR-71.

And of course, you've got the nine captured alien spacecraft that they are reverse engineering. These craft use an isotope of Element 115 (ununpentium) to create an anti-gravity field for propulsion. Element 115 is not abundant in this part of the galaxy, but is more abundant where larger supernovae occurred in the distant past, creating heavier elements. The anti-gravitational force warps the space around it, dramatically shortening the effective distance between two points in the universe.

You heard it here first.
Munji, why do you hang around A51 after your escape? Are you hoping to recover your starship or are you waiting for more Element 115? :D