Ask a guy from New Jersey anything...

[Relic]

Go ahead, don't be shy. Whattya wanna know? I mean you see The Sopranos and The Jersey Shore, you see us NJ people posting here and think "damn those guys are awesome.." So, here I am- your own personal representative from one of the most misunderstood and much maligned states in the whole US of A. Ask me something. Anything, and I'll answer it from a NJ guy's perspective.

 

[Horny Toad]

Who died and made you Pope?

 

[alembicguy]

Why all the fake tans?

 

[Relic]

Jimmy Hoffa!

 

[Relic]

Why all the fake tans?

The folks who get these tans usually hail from North Jersey. have you ever seen the air there? There IS no sun, hence the fake tan.

next!

 

[baba]

Do people really still wear Ed Hardy shirts there?

 

[Strat-Mangler]

Why did they build the Prudential Center in a shady part of town?

Makes no sense to me.

 

[baba]

Do the grocery stores have an entire aisle dedicated to hair gel?

 

[baba]

Does medical waste really wash up on the beaches?

 

[Relic]

Do people really still wear Ed Hardy shirts there?

Never seen one.

Do the grocery stores have an entire aisle dedicated to hair gel?

yes. they're usually right across from the fake eyelash aisle.

 

[baba]

Why can't I pump my own gas in New Jersey!??

 

[Relic]

Why did they build the Prudential Center in a shady part of town?

Makes no sense to me.

Because
A) it's cheaper
B) they get $ to claim "urban renewal"

 

[Relic]

Does medical waste really wash up on the beaches?

Sometimes, DAMN YOU NYC!!

Why can't I pump my own gas in New Jersey!??

You are a bass player. Would YOU trust you pumping something that can 'spode?

 

[Chef FourString]

Have they sterilized everyone up there yet? But seriously, we don't need Jersey Shore Juniors. Disney would probably be the first on that boat.

 

[colcifer]

Why do you live in NJ?

 

[Waffles and Scotch]

Is that cow in your avatar still alive?

 

[Relic]

Have they sterilized everyone up there yet? But seriously, we don't need Jersey Shore Juniors. Disney would probably be the first on that boat.

You are from Texas. My advice is that you should start thinking about moving to NJ. Why you ask? Because WE are all moving to Florida and Texas and will soon turn them into New New Jersey and New New New Jersey respectively. Run. Run now. Like the wind

 

[El Beardo]

A friend of mine(from jersey) was going to name her first son Camden. What the hell was she thinking?

also.. "Kiss Her Where It Smells - Take Her to New Jersey!" George Carlin

 

[Relic]

Why do you live in NJ?

That's about the only question I wouldnt know how to answer.

Is that cow in your avatar still alive?

Gone. Apparently he got a blowfish stuck in his blowhole and went under never to be seen again...

 

[baba]

Does everyone pooch out their lips into a succulent richtus when having their picture taken?

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