Ask a guy from New Jersey anything...

[EricF]

If Pork Roll is better than bacon (as some people from NJ have claimed), why isn't it available across the country? If it was really that awesome, you'd think people would DEMAND that it be everywhere.

 

[Relic]

A friend of mine(from jersey) was going to name her first son Camden. What the hell was she thinking?

also.. "Kiss Her Where It Smells - Take Her to New Jersey!" George Carlin

She was thinking about how she's apparently never been to Camden before..

the George Carlin one - too old and too well-known. We need a better one to remember us by

 

[Relic]

If Pork Roll is better than bacon (as some people from NJ have claimed), why isn't it available across the country? If it was really that awesome, you'd think people would DEMAND that it be everywhere.

because then someone would start mass-producing it to make $ and it would be forever ruined...

Pork Roll is about love, exquisite meatman craftsmanship and precision, not $$

 

[Relic]

Does everyone pooch out their lips into a succulent richtus when having their picture taken?

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No. Just them and Eric Perry

 

[MJ5150]

Relic must be jealous of the Maki .02 threads.

-Mike

 

[Eric Perry]

No. Just them and Eric Perry

Doosh.

 

[Relic]

Relic must be jealous of the Maki .02 threads.

-Mike

Not at all, I did however find them entertaining as hell.

Doosh.

I've been called worse!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Have you done worse?

 

[Relic]

Have you done worse?

I HAVE been to Delaware...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

How will you handle Username N/A and his stories of Gavin's backseat?

 

[Rush-2112]

I'm going to see RUSH @ Prudential Center this October, but I've never been. Would you happen to know how I can get there from NYC through public transit

 

[Relic]

How will you handle Username N/A and his stories of Gavin's backseat?

Who?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Do you realize what you're getting into? My 2 cent thread went on for about 5800 posts.

 

[elgecko]

No. Just them and Eric Perry

Photochop idea!

Thanks!

 

[macaroni tony]

because then someone would start mass-producing it to make $ and it would be forever ruined...

Pork Roll is about love, exquisite meatman craftsmanship and precision, not $$

So is everyone from NJ a pork roll hipster, or is it just you?

 

[PaulMacCnj]

What's your favorite NJ pizza?

I'm from NJ and I'd say Maruca's Pizza on boardwalk in Seaside Park. I've been going there for nearly 40 years and it's always great.

 

[macaroni tony]

Do any New Jersans care about losing the Nets?

 

[jonathan_matos5]

be honest. what exactly is that smell in Newark?

come to think of it, Camden has a very similar smell to.

 

[Relic]

I'm going to see RUSH @ Prudential Center this October, but I've never been. Would you happen to know how I can get there from NYC through public transit

No.

Do you realize what you're getting into? My 2 cent thread went on for about 5800 posts.

yes, as I'm trying to feverishly work + answer posts I'm fast realizing that I..... am an idiot!!! argh

 

[EricF]

because then someone would start mass-producing it to make $ and it would be forever ruined...

Pork Roll is about love, exquisite meatman craftsmanship and precision, not $$

Until someone can present me with conclusive evidence that there is a product more meatysaltysweetdelicious than bacon, I refuse to believe it. So far, all I've heard is hearsay testimony from people who drink from the same water source.

Are you able to provide the aforementioned conclusive evidence to support your claim?