Ask a guy from New Jersey anything...

[Relic]

Does eveyone there wear a bowling shirt when they visit their mother-in-law ?

yes. The upshot is that most of our parents already live at bowling alleys so it's win/win.

 

[Chef FourString]

You are from Texas. My advice is that you should start thinking about moving to NJ. Why you ask? Because WE are all moving to Florida and Texas and will soon turn them into New New Jersey and New New New Jersey respectively. Run. Run now. Like the wind

Ha. Oh, good god, please don't. *packing* The more the better, imo. As long as they're pleasant and care to contribute, leave the rest.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Mike,Mike Mike you DO realize that dispelling the "stinky dirty Jersey" myth is like telling a room full, neigh a coutry-full of kindergartners that there is no Santa!? Dammit man, THEY ARE NOT READY!!

What was I thinking?

You're 100% right, Relic.

I must think before I post again.

I just had a diet Dr Pepper; maybe that's what clouded my mind.

Mike

 

[Jake Saint]

What was I thinking?

You're 100% right, Relic.

I must think before I post again.

I just had a diet Dr Pepper; maybe that's what clouded my mind.

Mike

You're from NY and you're drinking something other than coffee?! what is wrong with you?!

 

[Relic]

You're from NY and you're drinking something other than coffee?! what is wrong with you?!

WAIT! he has complimented us, has even been insane enough to do it publicly and you are questioning the COFFEE thing!???
Priorities man, priorities!!!

 

[scorpionldr]

Why do you live in NJ?

once you're born here, its very very hard to escape. I have relatives that were born here and never ever left. A vacation was even in AC. So in short, most of us stay because its what we know.

 

[Michael Jewels]

You're from NY and you're drinking something other than coffee?! what is wrong with you?!

I'm sorry !!!



Mike

 

[slobake]

Do the women in your life know how to adjust the valves on a 58 Plymouth?

 

[Relic]

Well... Newark, and Camden, and Chemical Factories, and Jersey Shore, and...

Just recite the litany of all too true jokes to yourself.

here: (good news! It's the revised edition to boot!)

 

[Relic]

Do the women in your life know how to adjust the valves on a 58 Plymouth?

No, but they do know how to cook so that's a plus

 

[Jake Saint]

No, but they do know how to cook so that's a plus

Unless you're from the extreme southern tip of the state, they're probably italian, so of course they can.

 

[James Hart]

and Jersey Shore

Have you been here? I've lived at the Jersey Shore for about 15 years, I live 12 miles from the MTV beach house / Jersey Shore rental. Only people I know like the cast are tourists from NY

 

[elgecko]

What's so great about New Jersey? Was there something wrong with Old Jersey?

 

[hgregs]

why are jersey drivers so damn aggressive - in NJ or anywhere?

 

[Relic]

What's so great about New Jersey? Was there something wrong with Old Jersey?

Ask our English members... I hear that it rains there a lot. maybe that was it.

 

[Relic]

why are jersey drivers so damn aggressive - in NJ or anywhere?

because we have to battle it out with the NY drivers.
It's kind of like "the boy named Sue" principle.

 

[Relic]

If you can figure out how to get it to me, I will take the challenge of Pork Roll vs. bacon. If, for some ungodly reason, this mythical Pork Roll thingy is actually better than bacon (as if that's even possible), I will henceforth become an active advocate of the Pork Roll.

I still suspect it's something in the NJ water that is skewing your perception of flavor.

OK dude, I'll be in touch!

 

[Jake Saint]

because we have to battle it out with the NY drivers.
It's kind of like "the boy named Sue" principle.

At least NJ drivers don't throw things at you if they don't like your driving habits... true story. NY drivers do.

 

[Marial]

What is up with jug handles and no left turns in Jersey? Is Newark really where turds go to die?

And: Chick's, Big John's, Gino's, or Jim's for the cheesesteak championship? (Personally, I'm going with Chick's)

 

[Steve]

Where's the best place to dump a body when the ground is frozen?