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Where's the best place to surf in New Jersey?
Nah - I'm just picking on New Jersey.
I mean - it isn't like it's Ohio or something horrible like that.
The entire state isn't - WAY too much of the state is though.
Of course I'd say the same thing about any number of other state also.
What is the best driving route into midtown Manhattan on a Saturday morning?
Why is it called The Meadowlands? Not a meadow to be found - shouldn't it be called The Swamplands?
Do folks in New Jersey feel that Bruce Springsteen betrayed them when he sang about Philadelphia?
Is it really slippery when wet in New Jersey? If not, are you willing to apologize for Jon Bon Jovi's lies?
When are you people going to apologize for Jonas Brothers?
What's the best place to scrape up some foul toxic sludge to keep as a momento to my time spent working in North Jersey?
What is the best Jerseyan body of water for dumping bodies?
uhhhh the Atlantic Ocean?
But will all that salt the bodies are likely to float!
Geezus do we have to teach you guys everything!??
In California we just dissolve the bodies in hydrofluoric acid bins and send them off as chemical waste.
I thought you Jersey guys always sent people "down the rivah".
In California we just dissolve the bodies in hydrofluoric acid bins and send them off as chemical waste.
I thought you Jersey guys always sent people "down the rivah".
Why doesn't New Jersey have a state song?
EDIT: Why can't Sammy Hagar drive 55?
Well, geez you specifically asked me which body of water was best. Here we just turn them into food. have any Campbells Soup lately..? It IS from Jersey. Mwaahaaahaaahaa