Awful movies you've seen...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by tplyons, Jan 11, 2014.

  1. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Just finished watching Tactical Assault on Netflix about a psychotic Air Force pilot trying to get revenge on his old partner. One of the worst military movies I've ever seen... USAF pilots getting in MiG-29's and then shown in the air flying F-16's, RPG-7's that sound like shotguns when they're loaded, and operational security that allows a psychotic killer that can not only break into a tank and know how to operate it, but lack of operational security allows him to get in a morphing MiG-29/F-16 and get revenge from the air.

    What awful movies have you seen and why?
  2. I'd have to check back through my Netflix watching, there are so many terrible (often brilliant because of this) films there.
  3. Skindie


    Oct 20, 2013
    Teeth has got to be one of the worst in my experience. I'm not quite sure on the obscenity rules on the forum so I'll refrain from recounting the plot, but the imdb is well worth a look! :eek:
  4. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Supporting Member

    Jan 13, 2008
    Tampa, FL.
    What was that Dracula movie with Keanu Reeves? Man, that was bad.
  5. will33


    May 22, 2006
    Most of them...
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  6. bassistjoe93

    bassistjoe93 Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2011
    Shoot em up stands out as one of the worst I've seen. Horrible cgi, bland narrative, etc.
  7. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    But it has death by carrot!
  8. foal30


    Dec 3, 2007
    New Zealand
    Hell Squad

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    Those Matrix films
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  10. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    Now You See Me passed 'so bad it's good' territory straight into 'kill me now'.
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  11. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Central Alabama
    Heck yeah! There are some really good/awful one liners in it!
  12. handofseven

    handofseven Soaking up the cathode rays... Supporting Member

    Mar 23, 2010
    Vancouver, BC, Canada
    "The Postman" (Kevin Costner)... Bleh. It's the only movie I've ever seen where the film broke midway through. People clapped in relief that they might not have to sit through the remainder... Audible groans ensued once the film was repaired and they continued to roll... Smart people cut their losses and left anyway. I was not one of them. :meh:
  13. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    That one was so bad it was good. I'm looking for movies that are so bad you wish you could get two hours of your life back!
  14. Dave W

    Dave W Supporting Member

    Mar 1, 2007
    White Plains
    Bram Stoker's Dracula?
  15. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2001
    Spencerport, New York
  16. Precision101


    Sep 22, 2013

    Some parts of that movie are actually hilarious. Ex- "I haven't jacked off since Easter!"
  17. Gorn


    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    The passion of the christ.
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    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    Highlander 2 was pretty sad.........
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  19. Gorn


    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    The one where they decided the immortals are aliens? That was pretty terrible. They did a "renegade version" where they did their best to take out the nonsensical plot elements. Still a bad movie, but an improvement.
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  20. RxFunk


    Dec 2, 2012
    I thought John Carter was pretty awful.