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Awkwardness
- Thread starter Gaolee
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Well hell,
I'm bored with THAT.
By now I'm sure you are as well.
WE NEED some excitement around HERE.
I can't believe I just read 7 pages and never came across any singer/drummer babe pictures. Well, just the one where you can see part of drummer babe and part of former singer babe behind the carpetmunchers...
I think they fired themselves. So, I fired myself. Then I fired Janet's alien baby for eating the newspaper every morning before I could catch up on the news. It's a quiet around here now. I kinda like it.
In this week's installment of "How to Fry Baby Brains in Peyton Place," Janet has given up the saxophone, had a sex-change reassignment surgery, and learned to whittle. Bob, having had little to do with the story so far, eloped with a lamb, and moved to Far Ipswitch, where anything goes. Ralph was horrified to learn he had been transplanted with an alien kidney, which had an agenda all its own, and was causing him to drink paint thinner at an even higher rate than he had before the operation.
Meanwhile, the gang down at Uncle Abe's Roadhouse had all contracted the spotted mumps, and the jukebox continued to crank out a hoary mix of showtunes and cowboy songs, resulting in several otherwise normal ranch hands becoming confused about their sexuality; every frog in Morgan Creek had developed into a singing Iguana; the Rafaelle Sisters had canceled their weekly farm report, and Ibney Shamestocking had become the Mayor of Santa Wanna.
Tune in next week for answers to random questions:
Meanwhile, the gang down at Uncle Abe's Roadhouse had all contracted the spotted mumps, and the jukebox continued to crank out a hoary mix of showtunes and cowboy songs, resulting in several otherwise normal ranch hands becoming confused about their sexuality; every frog in Morgan Creek had developed into a singing Iguana; the Rafaelle Sisters had canceled their weekly farm report, and Ibney Shamestocking had become the Mayor of Santa Wanna.
Tune in next week for answers to random questions:
- What color is a breadbox when it is bigger than a random item?
- How much do you tip a bellboy, when it's a long way to Tippararie?
- Is it legal for Janet's cyst to marry Edna's unknown growth, and what about the children?
- How much fiberglass does it take to seal Baron Von Rickenbacker behind a crypt in Phoenix?
- Who will be the recipient of the third annual Lost Lunch Award, now that Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me?
- How many posts into this thread before the average Joe realizes his name is short for Joseph?
That was before Bob hit Ralph over the head with James Jamerson's bass, causing Explosive Amnesia.
Okay, I've read every one of your posts in this thread and don't think $20 is out of line, but you'll have to send cash.
I have no idea... And, really, who cares? But if she asks, I'm going to say "Babe, you killed it!".
