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Awkwardness

#106
AAAAAAND, there's more. I happened to be in a drum shop last night, because I pretend to play drums about like I pretend to play bass. So, what happens? There's a woman taking a drum lesson. Hmmmm... I had about 2 seconds to mention that we were looking for a drummer. She probably thought I was a creepy old guy trying to hit on her. The first part is true. The second part isn't. Unless you count trying to recruit a drummer as hitting on her. I don't. Hitting on drums is more effective and doesn't get you into trouble near as much as hitting on a drummer.
 
#107
Will Veronica join up as the new drummer? Will Pedro tell Jessica's half-sister's cousin's manager's illicit third husband's dog Albert, about Janet's wooden leg, and the contents therein? And will Jessica's half-sister's cousin's manager's illicit third husband's dog Albert share what he found in that cemetary with Guido and Monica? On today's episode of Search for Enlightenment While Hitting on Young Babes, Faith discovers the sordid truth about Governor Dan's unspoken vows to Janet's alien baby; Ralph's evil twin finds out that Ralph is not only still alive, but he's been holed up in Ecuador with a gang of Chinese lesbian midget game show hosts, and will be coming for his supper; and Michael Caine discovers that once again, he hasn't been written into the script.
Tune in tomorrow to find out whether or not Habitual Harry will score at the roulette wheel, as he gambles the family fortune in Casino Encino; if Janet's alien baby is the cause of all the UFO sightings in Happy Valley; and most importantly, if Governor Dan's lies will result in the complete liquidation of Pedro's dry-cleaning chain.
 
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#116
Well, ask away. Janet's alien baby ate our brains. Singerbabe decided to focus on her graduate studies, guitard collapsed into his own abyss, and we still don't have a drummer. So, I'll play the upright by myself for a while.

Ralph's sister-in-law turned out to be Amanda's previously unacknowledged cousin who had a fling with Elvis in a previous lifetime.
 
#118
Gaolee said:
Well, ask away. Janet's alien baby ate our brains. Singerbabe decided to focus on her graduate studies, guitard collapsed into his own abyss, and we still don't have a drummer. So, I'll play the upright by myself for a while.

Ralph's sister-in-law turned out to be Amanda's previously unacknowledged cousin who had a fling with Elvis in a previous lifetime.
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So weedy aorta amazon has once again
left you with no choice but to
Play with yourself.:cool:

I will NOT be interested in seeing pictures of that.
Though somehow those,
are some pictures I fear
:woot: you actually have.:laugh:
 
#119
Gaolee said:
Well, ask away. Janet's alien baby ate our brains. Singerbabe decided to focus on her graduate studies, guitard collapsed into his own abyss, and we still don't have a drummer. So, I'll play the upright by myself for a while.

Ralph's sister-in-law turned out to be Amanda's previously unacknowledged cousin who had a fling with Elvis in a previous lifetime.
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O.K. update time. Last weeks episode was preempted by baseball.:bored:
 

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