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Awkwardness

#62
Gaolee said:
As far as I can tell, drummerbabe isn't a carpet muncher either. You will have to stay tuned to find out, though. Except you might not. That's the way it is with FLAXEN.

Actually, they all seem pretty normal. Quirky but normal. Well, previous singerbabe can be full on diva when she puts her mind to it, and drummerbabe can be amusingly cranky when she is in that mode. Tall singerbabe is very much the intellectual, including glasses with thick black frames. Or maybe she's a hipster. I'm not sure. No hats, so maybe not a hipster. Whips and chains? I think that comes after the operation.

But, we may never know. And, if we find out, it will be wrong.
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Oh I guess I misunderstood the "LOLA" inference.
You know
walks like a woman but talks like a man.
It was after all YOU that said she looks like a girl BUT.

I am forced to disagree with your opinion that they all seem pretty normal.
 
#64
skwee said:
Maybe some of the original problem is that you refer to them as "singerbabe" and "drummerbabe" rather than colleagues. Jus sayin'
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Well, yeah, there's that, but the source is from the "I back a singerbabe" thread. So that makes me bass dude or something equally irreverent. Is anybody who does any of this kind of thing normal, anyway?
 
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#66
xgator4u said:
I dunno, would being called "bassdude" offend you?
would it cause you to become a weedy aortal amazon?
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I might already be a weedy aortal amazon. I do have a shiny black polyester shirt for gigs, so that's a start. The surgery was at least partially successful if I have become a weedy aortal amazon. If not, I might just be Aunt Jane and have to start wearing baggy floral blouses.

I'm offended by everything, so calling me bassdude is just one more thing to be offended by, and therefore is irrelevant.

Keep in mind that drummerbabe is a girl with a boy's name. Not a person with a dark brown voice and a girl's name. Everything else is very confusing. That isn't. Keep up, please.

We may have a different drummer. He looks pretty much like a man whose name isn't Lola. It might be a disguise. I know he has his control issues, as does the guitarist, so this is going to be yet another source for confusion over whether Ralph is really Julia or if Ralph is really Darleene's ex-father in law Bobby Ray. Whatever. He will now be referred to as "new" drummerbabe, just to remain consistent.
 
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At the thread expands and contracts, everyone involved will be smeared, abused, glorified, praised, and insulted. The original amusing situation has morphed into minor league pseudo-drama that can be expanded to epic proportions. I'm quite happy sitting here in the eye of a mild breeze and reporting back to you about the major hurricane blowing all around.

So, continuing on that, I just got an email from original singerbabe. So, more plot twists to follow.
 
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WE are waiting.
I for one am like Wyle E. Coyote waiting for the acme truck.
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No, aorta is not in Europe. I'm not in Europe. Potential drummerbabe (who is a guy, but so what), isn't in Europe. However, they are all in town and I'm out of town, but in the US.

It's complicated. I should probably draw a map and some pictures.

And, I don't think anybody is considering any operations, unless you consider the rotator cuff surgery I probably need but can't be bothered to get around to.
 
#76
Gaolee said:
No, aorta is not in Europe. I'm not in Europe. Potential drummerbabe (who is a guy, but so what), isn't in Europe. However, they are all in town and I'm out of town, but in the US.

It's complicated. I should probably draw a map and some pictures.

And, I don't think anybody is considering any operations, unless you consider the rotator cuff surgery I probably need but can't be bothered to get around to.
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Maps confuse me.
Pictures are always good.
I am confused as I indicated in post #2, but that is O.K. as I have spent a LOT of money in the past to intentionally achieve a state of confusion.
I would assume that weedy aorta amazon is or should consider surgery for her problems, and If you too need an operation on said rotator cuff maybe you can get a 2fer.
 
#77
mellowinman said:
Will Joan sleep with Pedro? Even though he's Armani's half brother? And what about Janet's coma? Will she come out of it in time to play the next gig? When will the band figure out that Ralph is actually Bob, Ralph's evil twin? Didn't any of them notice the eye patch? And who is the mysterious stranger lurking outside the rehearsal space with a half empty bottle of Mad Dog? These and other questions will be answered in next week's Band Management.
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mellowinman said:
On today's episode of Search for Tomorrow's Young Babes, it turns out that Janet's baby is actually an alien from the planet Mongo, Ralph's evil twin is secretly in love with his potbellied pig, Chantel, and Joan is still unable to land in time after doing a fill. Meanwhile, Faith is plotting to turn Chico's radio station into a clinic for morbidly insane young women, after bribing Governor Dan to issue her a license, and sleeping with all six of his brothers. Pedro discovers Janet's hollow leg, and sends a coded dirty limerick to Jessica's half-sister's cousin's manager's illicit third husband's dog Albert, telling him where at least one of the bodies is buried. Albert, uninterested in politics, is just happy to find such a good supply of bones. Tune in next week, when half the country will be awaiting the result's of Guido's pregnancy test, and Monica's quest to become the first Chinese lesbian game show host in space.
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This week on "Strange Awakenings" we learn that not only can Rico, Janet's Baby, fly, but he is psychically linked to Dionne Warwick, and a strong corpuscle of rude dwarfs. His plot to go back in time and thwart the Reagan Revolution has been put on hold by Ralph's evil twin's potbellied pig, Chantel, and Joan has discovered she can fall even further out of time by chugging Jack Daniels from a golden shoe. Chico's radio station is now controlled by Soviet transgendered Baptist faith healers, and planet Mongo is staging a full-scale invasion of Jessica's lingerie drawer. Due to the scale difference between Mongo and Earth, the entire sixth fleet has become lost in the waves of her Austrian-made waterbra. Meanwhile, Pedro has coerced Janet into hiding his blueprints for a better P-Bass in the confines of her hollow leg, along with six goldfish, a bag of tapioca pudding, and several bolts from his old army tank. This has caused Janet to list to starboard, and may or may not have been noticed by the crossing guard at Rico's suave new school. Tune in Saturday to discover which six countries will be first to allow birds to marry Spaniels, in Spanish, in a spangled hanger. Also, right after the first commercial break, we will reveal the lottery numbers for the Iowan Jackpot, and a chance for a six month desert adventure with former washed up star, Dirty Pete.
 
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mellowinman said:
This week on "Strange Awakenings" we learn that not only can Rico, Janet's Baby, fly, but he is psychically linked to Dionne Warwick, and a strong corpuscle of rude dwarfs. His plot to go back in time and thwart the Reagan Revolution has been put on hold by Ralph's evil twin's potbellied pig, Chantel, and Joan has discovered she fan fall even further out of time by chugging Jack Daniels from a golden shoe. Chico's radio station is now controlled by Soviet transgendered Baptist faith healers, and planet Mongo is staging a full-scale invasion of Jessica's lingerie drawer. Due to the scale difference between Mongo and Earth, the entire sixth fleet has become lost in the waves of her Austrian-made waterbra. Meanwhile, Pedro has coerced Janet into hiding his blueprints for a better P-Bass in the confines of her hollow leg, along with six goldfish, a bag of tapioca pudding, and several bolts from his old army tank. This has caused Janet to list to starboard, and may or may not have been noticed by the crossing guard at Rico's suave new school. Tune in Saturday to discover which six countries will be first to allow birds to marry Spaniels, in Spanish, in a spangled hanger. Also, right after the first commercial break, we will reveal the lottery numbers for the Iowan Jackpot, and a chance for a six month desert adventure with former washed up star, Dirty Pete.
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By GOD, This is a LOT better than what's on T.V.
 
#80
Gaolee said:
Three. There is another TBer who is a witness. But he will remain nameless to protect at least one guilty person.

Actually if you dig through the "I back a hot singerbabe" thread, there's a picture in there somewhere.
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I never did get pictures. No carpet munchers that night either. Although as I recall, I did have to leave rather early and may have missed something.

Both drummer (former) and singer (former) babes were very good in their respective capacities. In addition to looking good. Of course.

OTOH, I was quite a bit more sober than usual and that may have skewed my perception of things.:beaver:
 

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