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Awkwardness

#21
Gaolee said:
As some of you know, I was playing with a singerbabe and drummerbabe who were alienated by the guitarist who was also in the band. They bailed and the band is no more. So, the guitarist and I found another singerbabe, but we haven't found a drummer yet. We have been through a couple, but none have been quite right. The guitarist invited the former drummerbabe to our rehearsal tomorrow evening. Apparently she's going to turn up. I'm a little surprised, since she's the person who was most alienated by some of his bull in a china shop pronouncements. I seriously doubt that she will continue to play with us, but who knows. It could be a little odd, especially since the previous singerbabe is her childhood best friend.
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Show business sir, not show friends
 
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#23
Well, it was a bust. Not that kind of bust. Clean it up, fer chrissakes!

Singerbabe (new) provided minor drama by explaining that she needs medical marijuana for some kind of stomach ailment. And oh, by the way, has some aorta issue. Um. Gosh. She sang just fine anyway. Drummerbabe sent her regrets and didn't show. Dammit. I was hoping for an interesting show, but nothing of the sort happened.
 
#24
Gaolee said:
Well, it was a bust. Not that kind of bust. Clean it up, fer chrissakes!

Singerbabe (new) provided minor drama by explaining that she needs medical marijuana for some kind of stomach ailment. And oh, by the way, has some aorta issue. Um. Gosh. She sang just fine anyway. Drummerbabe sent her regrets and didn't show. Dammit. I was hoping for an interesting show, but nothing of the sort happened.
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Crap, that is actually better than I would have hoped for.
MellowInman, you got the storyline for the next episode of FLAXEN ready?
Obviously weed smoker/heart attack singer babe needed to dye her hair[ flaxen, with hemp/henna highlights] to conceal her previous identity as an DEA agent.
 
#31
mellowinman said:
Will Joan sleep with Pedro? Even though he's Armani's half brother? And what about Janet's coma? Will she come out of it in time to play the next gig? When will the band figure out that Ralph is actually Bob, Ralph's evil twin? Didn't any of them notice the eye patch? And who is the mysterious stranger lurking outside the rehearsal space with a half empty bottle of Mad Dog? These and other questions will be answered in next week's Band Management.
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On today's episode of Search for Tomorrow's Young Babes, it turns out that Janet's baby is actually an alien from the planet Mongo, Ralph's evil twin is secretly in love with his potbellied pig, Chantel, and Joan is still unable to land in time after doing a fill. Meanwhile, Faith is plotting to turn Chico's radio station into a clinic for morbidly insane young women, after bribing Governor Dan to issue her a license, and sleeping with all six of his brothers. Pedro discovers Janet's hollow leg, and sends a coded dirty limerick to Jessica's half-sister's cousin's manager's illicit third husband's dog Albert, telling him where at least one of the bodies is buried. Albert, uninterested in politics, is just happy to find such a good supply of bones. Tune in next week, when half the country will be awaiting the result's of Guido's pregnancy test, and Monica's quest to become the first Chinese lesbian game show host in space.
 
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#33
Wooly John said:
So why don't you stay with singerbabe and drummerbabe and fire guitardude who seems to be the one causing problems?
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Original singerbabe is in Europe for the time being, and drummerbabe is headed there today. This may happen when they get back. In the mean time, I'm sitting on the edge of my chair waiting for the next installment. I'm going to be out of town for a while, so there won't be any updates except for the outstanding contributions by Mellowinman. I think he should be the new drummerbabe, since he has the hair for it anyway.

Oh, and just to add a little more intrigue, drummerbabe has a boy's name, so there's always that question about who and what she is to think about. She looks like a girl, acts like a girl, smells like a girl, but...
 
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Gaolee said:
Original singerbabe is in Europe for the time being, and drummerbabe is headed there today. This may happen when they get back. In the mean time, I'm sitting on the edge of my chair waiting for the next installment. I'm going to be out of town for a while, so there won't be any updates except for the outstanding contributions by Mellowinman. I think he should be the new drummerbabe, since he has the hair for it anyway.

Oh, and just to add a little more intrigue, drummerbabe has a boy's name, so there's always that question about who and what she is to think about. She looks like a girl, acts like a girl, smells like a girl, but...
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:hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:

WAY too much fuel here to pass up.
1. You know, there IS internet outside of YOUR town.
2.Mellow does have the hair, but ain't no babe.
hmmm, could this explain who Joan actually IS ?
drummer babe is PAT ???
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Oh hell no.:woot:
 
#36
Yeah, there's internet, but no updates will be forthcoming from me, because all the mysterious characters won't be traveling with me.

Drummerbabe is far better looking that Pat. Better looking than Mellowinman, too. Just saying.
 

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