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Awkwardness

Here you go. Maintains a little bit of mystery....

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Please note, this is not weedy aortal abnormality singer babe.

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Previous, not former. She's still a singerbabe, but she's out of the country and not part of any band for the time being. Nothing former about her. She was known for being completely unpredictable. She would make up stuff on the fly, and it would scan and rhyme, but be completely different from the words to the song that anybody had ever heard before. It usually made sense in English, too, but it wasn't always suitable for children.

Since I play music for fun, band weirdness and drama are fun if you approach it right. And, my job is partly to notice the goofy stuff and report back to keep you all amused, too. Everyone needs a good ghost writer, and Mellowinman has been doing a fantastic job of it so far.

It might be a while before there are any pictures of new singerbabe. One more thing about her though - she's close to six feet tall, so she's the tall, weedy, abby, aorta babe.
 
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I should add that the new singerbabe is new to being a singerbabe. She's got a great voice, excellent intonation, quirky timing, and great dynamics. But, she's got to learn the drama part. The physical infirmities aren't apparent enough to count. She's way to easy going, so there's going to be some work necessary to make her a proper diva.
 
Previous, not former. She's still a singerbabe, but she's out of the country and not part of any band for the time being. Nothing former about her. She was known for being completely unpredictable. She would make up stuff on the fly, and it would scan and rhyme, but be completely different from the words to the song that anybody had ever heard before. It usually made sense in English, too, but it wasn't always suitable for children.

Since I play music for fun, band weirdness and drama are fun if you approach it right. And, my job is partly to notice the goofy stuff and report back to keep you all amused, too. Everyone needs a good ghost writer, and Mellowinman has been doing a fantastic job of it so far.

It might be a while before there are any pictures of new singerbabe. One more thing about her though - she's close to six feet tall, so she's the tall, weedy, abby, aorta babe.
Now see, THATS what I'm talkin bout.
So weed smoker aorta abby normal singer babe is ALSO an Amazon.
AND a carpet muncher ?
Hell this is gettin better by the minute.

So the other PRIOR singer babe was just a gutter mouth trailer park trash kinda babe?
Man you CAN'T make this kinda sh!t up.
 
Carpet muncher? Where did you get that? Not that I'm aware of, but then there are lots of things I'm not aware of.

No, you can't make it up, but you can embellish. I might do some of that. You guys are welcome to help..

Only ONE prior singerbabe. Not the other prior singerbabe. Not to be confused with a Prioress, ever.
 
Oh, and just to add a little more intrigue, drummerbabe has a boy's name, so there's always that question about who and what she is to think about. She looks like a girl, acts like a girl, smells like a girl, but...

I have egg on MY face, I remembered it wrong, It was carpet muncher drummer babe.
Sorry for MY confusion, plus add the pic. of two chicks slow dancing, with trailer trash barbie singer babe, while carpet muncher drummer babe LOLA looks on...
What can I say?
 
What ? wait a minute, I thought Ralph was actually Janet, after the operation.
That is correct, Ralph IS Janet... now, AND "Ralph" is actually Bob.

On today's episode of Search for Tomorrow's Young Babes, it turns out that Janet's baby is actually an alien from the planet Mongo, Ralph's evil twin is secretly in love with his potbellied pig, Chantel, and Joan is still unable to land in time after doing a fill. Meanwhile, Faith is plotting to turn Chico's radio station into a clinic for morbidly insane young women, after bribing Governor Dan to issue her a license, and sleeping with all six of his brothers. Pedro discovers Janet's hollow leg, and sends a coded dirty limerick to Jessica's half-sister's cousin's manager's illicit third husband's dog Albert, telling him where at least one of the bodies is buried. Albert, uninterested in politics, is just happy to find such a good supply of bones. Tune in next week, when half the country will be awaiting the result's of Guido's pregnancy test, and Monica's quest to become the first Chinese lesbian game show host in space.
Wow, you outdid yourself Mellowinman, Man!
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It's gonna be tough keeping Remyd's thread up...
That's cruel man, deranged and cruel. :ninja:;):ninja:

... One more thing about her though - she's close to six feet tall, so she's the tall, weedy, abby, aorta babe.
PICS ! I We must have PICS.
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I We like 'em tall! Does she like whips and chains, too? I'm We're askin' only on behalf of ahh, a friend. Yeah, a weird friend...but not a close friend. Just some guy we met, on the Internet...
 
I have egg on MY face, I remembered it wrong, It was carpet muncher drummer babe.
Sorry for MY confusion, plus add the pic. of two chicks slow dancing, with trailer trash barbie singer babe, while carpet muncher drummer babe LOLA looks on...
What can I say?

As far as I can tell, drummerbabe isn't a carpet muncher either. You will have to stay tuned to find out, though. Except you might not. That's the way it is with FLAXEN.

Actually, they all seem pretty normal. Quirky but normal. Well, previous singerbabe can be full on diva when she puts her mind to it, and drummerbabe can be amusingly cranky when she is in that mode. Tall singerbabe is very much the intellectual, including glasses with thick black frames. Or maybe she's a hipster. I'm not sure. No hats, so maybe not a hipster. Whips and chains? I think that comes after the operation.

But, we may never know. And, if we find out, it will be wrong.
 
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