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[B] I know nothing [/B]
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Another sad example of what our education system spits out these days.
You could start by using capitals and punctuation.
Well then you have come to the right place because some people here know everything!
Ha! This the best post I have read on here in some time...
To the OP: could you at least give some context as to what you are struggling with? If you need instructional help with your bass, an instructor would go a long way with helping you learn.
Good Luck!
Ya got yer kerflubin on the motor deck. What you're gonna wanna do is deflange the nub, rotate the plank gasket, and then your basically set except for the skippidiglip. It seems difficult at first, but once you getting it's gremfledric.
Simply put, it's like wiping your butt with your left hand while being a righty. 'nuff said?
Unrepresented
Something Borderline Offensive
Could be worse, last guy who had this happen to him now has a ~1000 posts congratulating him in the thread "he" started about coming out of the closet.
Well then you have come to the right place because some people here know everything!
THAT made me laugh out loud.
All you need is a P with flatwound strings and a tortoise pickguard. Carrots optional.
Glue
there is no money above the 5th fret
tone is in the fingers
fender sucks
fender rules
you'll never make it in an originals band
big rigs suck
big rigs rule
tort
real bassists dont use a pick
if a pick was good enough for Macca, its good enough for me
adam clayton sucks
adam clayton plays perfectly for U2. he serves the song
serve the song
tort (again)
no glue
glue
stock fender bent tin bridges are trash
stock fender bridges are great with vintage threaded saddles
vintage threaded saddles
they're not bent tin
High mass
low mass
wood doesnt matter
Jaco only needed 4 strings
plays like butter
horizontally stiff, vertically compliant (oops... sorry. thought I was on bikeforums)
there is no money above the 5th fret
tone is in the fingers
fender sucks
fender rules
you'll never make it in an originals band
big rigs suck
big rigs rule
tort
real bassists dont use a pick
if a pick was good enough for Macca, its good enough for me
adam clayton sucks
adam clayton plays perfectly for U2. he serves the song
serve the song
tort (again)
no glue
glue
stock fender bent tin bridges are trash
stock fender bridges are great with vintage threaded saddles
vintage threaded saddles
they're not bent tin
High mass
low mass
wood doesnt matter
Jaco only needed 4 strings
plays like butter
horizontally stiff, vertically compliant (oops... sorry. thought I was on bikeforums)
Never wear your underwear on the outside of your clothes.
Never drive using your hands on the pedals, using a periscope to see, and your feet to steer. Local law enforcement frowns on this, at least around here.
Never start a date by telling your date you really don't mind how fat they are, because looks are shallow anyway, and they have a nice personality.
Use proper English. It's not, "I know nothing," it's "I DON'T know nothing." Grammar are very important.
Always take the scissors out of the package before trying to stab anyone with them.
Migratory is not transitory, and if you don't know the difference, maybe you shouldn't be writing Encyclopedias.
Elvis was not the king. The United States is a Federal Presidential Constitutional Republic, and has no use for a king. We do have a Queen of Soul, however her title is only ceramic, and cannot be used to conduct electricity. We also have a Queen of Hearts, and if you think about it, she really is your best bet.
People in glass houses CAN throw stones as long as they don't throw very hard; they stand quite a distance from the walls, or they use very small stones.
A lot of things are better than sliced bread. Tortillas, for example.
Never drive using your hands on the pedals, using a periscope to see, and your feet to steer. Local law enforcement frowns on this, at least around here.
Never start a date by telling your date you really don't mind how fat they are, because looks are shallow anyway, and they have a nice personality.
Use proper English. It's not, "I know nothing," it's "I DON'T know nothing." Grammar are very important.
Always take the scissors out of the package before trying to stab anyone with them.
Migratory is not transitory, and if you don't know the difference, maybe you shouldn't be writing Encyclopedias.
Elvis was not the king. The United States is a Federal Presidential Constitutional Republic, and has no use for a king. We do have a Queen of Soul, however her title is only ceramic, and cannot be used to conduct electricity. We also have a Queen of Hearts, and if you think about it, she really is your best bet.
People in glass houses CAN throw stones as long as they don't throw very hard; they stand quite a distance from the walls, or they use very small stones.
A lot of things are better than sliced bread. Tortillas, for example.
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