Bad names

[disenchant]

My brother works for a guy whose last name is Dickschitz. That's pretty bad!

And when my friend got married, her new name is Crystal Lee White.

Anyone else know of REAL people with interesting names? Not Ben Dover, Ivana Lay, or any other Bart Simpson ripoff.

 

[Tony G]

I know it is cliche, but I had an english teach in highschool named Harry Wiener. On the first day of class, he told us all to get a good laugh now, because he wasn't going to tolerate the rest of the year.

 

[AmazingGracePlayer]

I think "Bertha" and "Sophia" are two horrible names. And when I was volunteering at local hospital, there was a guy called Semore Fish.

 

[jady]

Some folks I went to school with in San Jose

Bertha and Moon Shwanke (brother and sister)
Carlos Carlos
Nguyen Nguyen

If Bonnie Raitt would have married Eddie Rabbit, she would have been Bonnie Rabbit........ Now thats funny!!!!!

 

[jmain]

The Music Minister at a church where I used to play was named Robbin Kuder. Pronounced 'kooter', as in Crazy Cooter.

Great guy and awesome musician; funny name.

 

[bradjonesbass]

I went to college with a girl who hyphenated her last name when she got married - Siemen-Sample

No B.S.

 

[Vorago]

Peter Selis

(Peterselie is Dutch for parsley, kinda amusing imo)

 

[Lowner]

I used to work at a call center and compiled quite a list of people with funny names in the 4 years I worked there. The two I can remember off the top of my head are Crystal Ball and Peter Rabbitt.

 

[Baryonyx]

Ouch, I've got nothing on some of these!

 

[Dan Molina]

I once knew a Chase Dicks...

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Richard Hertz from Holden Massachusetts.

 

[Poop-Loops]

Warning, haven't read this in a while, so there might be some profanities in there.

 

[BartmanPDX]

There's an eye doctor in my hometown named Happy Dicks.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

I knew someone named Bum Suk

 

[Skel]

I had a friend who's doctor was Dr. Pepper. For some reason I used to LMAO when he would say this!

 

[arbitrary]

Once at work this guy came in and his last name happened to be Winner. About 15 minutes later some dude came in whose last name was Loser.
No B.S. just synchronicity, or some crazy ying-yang goings ons.


My high school science teacher's name was Paul Enos. Well on the report cards it would list the first initial of the teacher's first name and then their last name. So my report card read P.Enos.

 

[Phantopeth]

Childhood friend of mine: Dick Woodcock

 

[tr68gt]

I went to grade school with a kid named Harry Peters.

 

[arbitrary]

I also ran into a guy whose last name was Crappa. He's Italian (North) and also a plumper!!!