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Bad Newz Nurshreez

#141
mike_v_s said:
...My second proposal is similar, but carries a lot more historical significance. I've been in contact with the presiding body of Australian Extreme Youth Combat. They are VERY interested in being part of our launch and Sydney would be the perfect location for our proposed Main Event: BABY vs DINGO.

I cannot stress how badly the people of Oz would like to show those dingos up after that last tragedy. I'm in negotiations with (obviously) Outback Steakhouse. Right now, they will only sign on to a three event contract and one of them must include crocodiles. Well, as a Steve Irwin fan, I have my limits of taste and cannot commit to fighting an animal Mr. Irwin dedicated his life to promoting the understanding of. I'm still looking for a way around this.

I'll keep you informed.

Mike
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Outback Steakhouse(brilliant idea by the way) could probably be swayed into coming on board by offering them a new dish to add to their menu. There will no doubt be a good many fight-related dingo fatalities and, rather than let potential food go to waste, they could auction off the meat at their restaurant after the fight.

Of course, some fighters are much more territorial than others, and it may be hard to pry the animal away from them. I can already picture the Outback representatives getting angry, shouting "That baby ate my Dingo!" but for the most part it would be win/win.
 
#142
HollowBassman said:
Outback Steakhouse(brilliant idea by the way) could probably be swayed into coming on board by offering them a new dish to add to their menu. There will no doubt be a good many fight-related dingo fatalities and, rather than let potential food go to waste, they could auction off the meat at their restaurant after the fight.

Of course, some fighters are much more territorial than others, and it may be hard to pry the animal away from them. I can already picture the Outback representatives getting angry, shouting "That baby ate my Dingo!" but for the most part it would be win/win.
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Wow...the possibilities are limitless here...

We got...

Fried CROC tail nuggets with BABY corn and BABY carrots drizzled with a DINGO Pan Sauce...

BABY formula braised DINGO shanks served with a Jalapeno and GATOR cornbread...

BABY back ribs stuffed with DINGO shortbreads and served with a CROCKIN' onion...

I could go on-pm for recipes...
 
#147
I've gotten into a whole new realm of breeding/training for U.Y.C.U...

These are two of the "weaker" kids I have on Rocky's regimen at the moment...

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There's a reason some of us stay on top.
 
#149
louieeadg said:
+The Universe. Next to hearing my daughter's voice for the first time(yes, I got into breeding for U.Y.C.U.) this is the best thing I've ever heard.
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Ahem! I believe you disappeared with a whole suitcase full of prize money from that last tag team gig in Vietnam...

I hope you at least bought some decent stock while you were away....

I've had to retire quite a few fighters during this "economic downturn" the gate take has dropped quite a bit and beer sales are way off....need some of those death matches back on the bill...interested?:ninja:
 
#150
vbsurfer3001 said:
Ahem! I believe you disappeared with a whole suitcase full of prize money from that last tag team gig in Vietnam...

I hope you at least bought some decent stock while you were away....

I've had to retire quite a few fighters during this "economic downturn" the gate take has dropped quite a bit and beer sales are way off....need some of those death matches back on the bill...interested?:ninja:
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You think that was ME? Nah...stedtale took the suitcase. He kept walking around and telling people his name was ishmael but that was really stedtale...promise.

And nope, don't need stock. I've been sending a lot of my fighters to China and India. HUGE market there...they DO have all our money...:ninja:
 
#151
And yes, if you wanted an update on my Atomic Baby Fighter Breeding all you had to do was ask.
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Don't let the looks fool you. They're high-powered killing machines. I've managed to cross bread bear, wolf, human, shaolin fighter beetles, tasmanian devil, and wild-west sheriff into one baby but still have it look like a human baby. This was my first batch of them...

Check ebay for "Bad Newz Nursheez: Chernobyl"
 
#152
louieeadg said:
And yes, if you wanted an update on my Atomic Baby Fighter Breeding all you had to do was ask.
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Don't let the looks fool you. They're high-powered killing machines. I've managed to cross bread bear, wolf, human, shaolin fighter beetles, tasmanian devil, and wild-west sheriff into one baby but still have it look like a human baby. This was my first batch of them...

Check ebay for "Bad Newz Nursheez: Chernobyl"
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I'm getting one. No, make that 12. Victory will be mine!
 
#154
louieeadg said:
You think that was ME? Nah...stedtale took the suitcase. He kept walking around and telling people his name was ishmael but that was really stedtale...promise.

And nope, don't need stock. I've been sending a lot of my fighters to China and India. HUGE market there...they DO have all our money...:ninja:
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I'll take you word for it, you've always played it straight. I'm sending a courier for the isotope serum you've developed.

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I've been having trouble with my papers for my latest batch....
 

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