Make up your mind here...Say stuff like the first line or be entertaining...which is it?"Be the first in your neighborhood to buy the piano player a beer". Be entertaining.
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Make up your mind here...Say stuff like the first line or be entertaining...which is it?"Be the first in your neighborhood to buy the piano player a beer". Be entertaining.
Dude i was trying to keep it clean. I auctioned off our drummer one night & got him a beejer in the parking lot.Make up your mind here...Say stuff like the first line or be entertaining...which is it?![]()
+1 for self-deprecating humor!band intros are not generally done for cover bands are they?
one gig I did a few years ago the singer said "I'd like to introduce the important people in the band.... (pause).... thank you very much"
Here's the problem with humor...if you are not funny, trying humor is death.+1 for self-deprecating humor!
Yes you're right in that you will usually get a "Derek on bass" " YAAAY!" "Nigel on lead guitar" "YAAAAY!", but here's where my view diverges from you. Does that mean that the audience care? I really doubt it. That's just enthusiasm, party spirit, fun, a bit of group activity... The question really is do they care? Is there really likely to be any real proportion of the crowd who would go away from a party or a pub gig where the cover band wasn't introduced and think, "Well, they were a great band, that was a great party and they played so many of my favourite tunes, I had so much fun dancing with my friends, I'm just nicely tipsy... that would have been a really great party but... sigh... if only I knew what the name of the bass player was! Sigh... Well, maybe at Jane's birthday party next week..."My observations and experiences are way different from yours.
As I mentioned, we generally don't do intros at private events, but in 40+ years playing public venues I have never met the kind of disinterest or cynicism you describe. If anything, it's pretty much the opposite, genuine enthusiasm.
Most audiences can care about both the product AND simultaneously give a nice attaboy to the musicians bringing them a good time. We have a lot of repeat fans, friends, and family in the audience, and I know for a fact the appreciation is sincere and the musicians on the stage get a good feeling from being quickly introduced.
YMMV
Band leader always does intros during our version of "Kansas City", with each taking an 8 bar solo, but I could do without it. What good is witness protection when they blab your name over the PA?![]()
Here's the problem with humor...if you are not funny, trying humor is death.
It's the free beer.Almost every musician thinks they're a lot funnier than they actually are.
On the one hand, I get it. It's a cover band. Who cares what the drummer's name is. On the other hand, it feels a little to me like a violation of tradition and makes me a little sad. It's the only band (of dozens) I've played in where it's this way.
We do it at every gig. And typically the entire audience claps as each member is announced. And I mean the whole audience, too. Maybe just a difference in the crowd or the musical jaundra.Wives and girlfriends think it cute.
A couple of popcorn munchers up front may think it cute.
Most don't. You start talking, they start talking and playing with their phone.
We are paid to play, not carry on a conversation with nobody but Dil and Do in the front row...
Not being an ass. It just is....
Yes you're right in that you will usually get a "Derek on bass" " YAAAY!" "Nigel on lead guitar" "YAAAAY!", but here's where my view diverges from you. Does that mean that the audience care? I really doubt it. That's just enthusiasm, party spirit, fun, a bit of group activity... The question really is do they care? Is there really likely to be any real proportion of the crowd who would go away from a party or a pub gig where the cover band wasn't introduced and think, "Well, they were a great band, that was a great party and they played so many of my favourite tunes, I had so much fun dancing with my friends, I'm just nicely tipsy... that would have been a really great party but... sigh... if only I knew what the name of the bass player was! Sigh... Well, maybe at Jane's birthday party next week..."
OK, so there's a bit of hyperbole there for effect and emphasis. But really? Actually care on any meaningful level? I CARE about my coffe and I suppose it's nice enough to know that it was handed over a counter at Starbucks by "Aneeka" or "Karen". I might even say "Thanks Aneeka.' but if they weren't wearing their badge or it had "Trainee" on it... do I care enough for my coffee experience to be diminished?