Bass Destruction, Then Restoration Project.

[BogeyBass]

I also set fire to the bass....

Your torching skills are mighty impressive....never tried diesel before...hmmmmmmm

I used some 3 inch nails and a hammer. With NO pre drilling.

Hang on, I will fix that....smack , smack , smack, kah.. Smack

dare all dunn , clean as a whistle

 

[WilliamSandoval]

Introducing! The Josh Emmons Strap Lock!
(No drilling required!)

 

[panda bass]

Can you shoot it? Pretty, pretty please?

 

[charlie monroe]

Can you shoot it? Pretty, pretty please?

+10,000

 

[Josh Emmons]

New update! I dropped in the new PUPs and the active electronics. it sounds much better. Im seriously considering a bullet hole......

 

[trayner1]

Can you shoot it? Pretty, pretty please?

YES YES YES YES YES

 

[Beej]

If you don't like the thread, don't comment, and don't troll. It just wastes time and posts.

LOL! @ the irony. How about, "If you don't like the post, don't comment, and don't troll. It just wastes time and posts."

Side note - boy there are a lot of kids on TB...

 

[panda bass]

I think a .30-06 hole about two inches above the bridge would look nice! I'm not sure weather or not your going to refinish it or not, but if you paint the splintered hole red with a detail brush it would look really cool!

 

[Josh Emmons]

LOL! @ the irony. How about, "If you don't like the post, don't comment, and don't troll. It just wastes time and posts."

Side note - boy there are a lot of kids on TB...

Define kid.

 

[skychief]

use explosives. an M100 or a quarter-stick. then bolt all the pieces back together with drywall screws and staples. For a "pro" finish, whack it into submission with the chain off an old Harley.

 

[Josh Emmons]

use explosives. an M100 or a quarter-stick. then bolt all the pieces back together with drywall screws and staples. For a "pro" finish, whack it into submission with the chain off an old Harley.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[spaz21387]

Why no duct tape?

 

[Beej]

Define kid.

Hmm, I make a comment about kids and it sparks your interest? Why is that? Are you insecure in your "kidness"?

Slightly more seriously: I think you know exactly what I mean.

Anyway, carry on with the destruction, your bass is going to look emo when you're done, assuming it looks like it cut itself.

Side note: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself...

 

[SolidBass]

Hmm, I make a comment about kids and it sparks your interest? Why is that? Are you insecure in your "kidness"?

Slightly more seriously: I think you know exactly what I mean.

Anyway, carry on with the destruction, your bass is going to look emo when you're done, assuming it looks like it cut itself.

Side note: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself...

It would definitely be hard to keep the neighborhood kids off your Emo lawn.

 

[pnut166]

Side note: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself...

 

[Jamestrouton]

The bullet hole, duct tape and chain beating ideas's must, I repeat MUST, be carried out.

 

[fuzzythecat]

play darts with it, or throw some knives at it!

 

[Jazz Ad]

I guess that's what you'd call extreme relicing. It's quite a concept.

 

[FrankenIbanez70]

Any new damage pics?

 

[Joshua]

OK - cleaned up. A few moderator additions:

1) Please, please, please - let the moderators do the moderating. And thank you to the person who reported the post(s). That's how things work here.

2) No matter how, um, interesting this idea is, the poster has every right to post it. Don't like it? Skip the thread. Negative posts are allowed when discussing the subject, but no slagging on other TBers.

3) There's a chance I'm going to move this to Setup & Repair anyways (and boy oh boy is it going to need repairs), but for now we'll see what develops here.