Bass Meme War! Go!!

[BAG]

Hi,

In commemoration of my latest stinker of a gig, I give your a meme entitled "Bass Player Problems".

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

You're still smiling..... but I can see that your teeth are clenched together in frustration.

 

[Richland123]

 

[Beersurgeon]

Hi,

In commemoration of my latest stinker of a gig, I give your a meme entitled "Bass Player Problems".

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Your a man of my own heart!

 

[WI Short Scaler]

This might be here, but I just saw it..........
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[Scottgun]

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You could really go to town with that one:

Thou Shalt not Tune on Stage at Full Volume

 

[Das Jugghead]

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You could really go to town with that one:

Thou Shalt not Tune on Stage at Full Volume

Thou shalt not eff about in the higher registers

 

[Pops OB]

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In the original Hebrew, it says, “Love thy Bassist.”

 

[City]

For those of us in the Midwest.......

 

[two fingers]

It wasn't the bass. It was that stupid scarf and V neck.

 

[Scottgun]

It wasn't the bass. It was that stupid scarf and V neck.

Don't forget the haircut.

 

[QORC]

 

[Winslow]

Goofy attachment manager deleted it... I'm puttin' it back!

 

[Winslow]

Fender's releasing a new model specifically made for church bassists and/or players exasperated with their situation:

(Hang on... is it getting really warm in here all of a sudden?)

 

[Scottgun]

Fender's releasing a new model specifically made for church bassists and/or players exasperated with their situation:

(Hang on... is it getting really warm in here all of a sudden?)

Comes with capo included.

 

[Schemaman]

Comes with capo included.

It has thorns on it, right?

 

[Deleted member 268085]

It has thorns on it, right?

Nope. But it floats.

 

[Winslow]

It has thorns on it, right?

Sell lines for the brochure:

• "Good tone without sacrifice."
• "The most Heavenly-sounding bass ever!"
• "Versatile enough to be three basses in one!"
• "A bargain price at just 30 pieces of silver!"

etc.

(Everybody in the basket!)

 

[the harp unstrung]

(and speaking of capos)

 

[Deleted member 268085]

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What?

You don't like his guitarspichord?

 

[Son of Wobble]

What?

You don't like his guitarspichord?

Yeah, what's wrong with this technique? It's the same one my bandmates insisted I implement when I played six string.
They were all mightily pleased with the result. YMMV