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Bass Meme War! Go!!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by QORC, Apr 18, 2018.


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  1. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi Charles,

    This is perfect! :D


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
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  2. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

    In commemoration of my latest stinker of a gig, I give you a meme entitled "Bass Player Problems". :D

    Bass-Player-Problems.


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2019
  3. BAG

    BAG

    May 5, 2014
    New Zealand
    You're still smiling..... but I can see that your teeth are clenched together in frustration. :rage:
     
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  4. Beersurgeon

    Beersurgeon

    Jul 16, 2010
    Denver
    Your a man of my own heart!
     
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  5. This might be here, but I just saw it..........
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  6. Scottgun

    Scottgun

    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    You could really go to town with that one:

    Thou Shalt not Tune on Stage at Full Volume
     
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  7. Das Jugghead

    Das Jugghead

    Oct 28, 2015
    Indiana
    Thou shalt not eff about in the higher registers
     
  8. Pops OB

    Pops OB

    Nov 4, 2016
    In the original Hebrew, it says, “Love thy Bassist.”
     
  9. City

    City Supporting Member

    For those of us in the Midwest....... bass 3.
     
  10. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    It wasn't the bass. It was that stupid scarf and V neck.
     
  11. Scottgun

    Scottgun

    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    Don't forget the haircut.
     
  12. QORC

    QORC

    Aug 22, 2003
    Elberon, New Jersey
    67131823_10217164100992153_5313496550905741312_n.
     
  13. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Goofy attachment manager deleted it... I'm puttin' it back!

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  14. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Fender's releasing a new model specifically made for church bassists and/or players exasperated with their situation:

    [​IMG]

    (Hang on... is it getting really warm in here all of a sudden?) :unsure:
     
    Last edited: Jul 26, 2019
  15. Scottgun

    Scottgun

    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    Comes with capo included.
     
  16. Schemaman

    Schemaman

    Jun 16, 2018
    It has thorns on it, right?
     
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  17. TheMaartian

    TheMaartian Always forward. Never straight.

    Sep 23, 2014
    Flagstaff, AZ
    Nope. But it floats.
     
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  18. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Sell lines for the brochure:
    • "Good tone without sacrifice."
    • "The most Heavenly-sounding bass ever!"
    • "Versatile enough to be three basses in one!"
    • "A bargain price at just 30 pieces of silver!"
    etc.

    (Everybody in the basket!)
    [​IMG]
     
  19. the harp unstrung

    the harp unstrung They’s only two things that money can’t buy... Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 2, 2014
    On The Bus
    N.A.
    615D1C75-134C-43D4-9FCF-C663FE89FA29. (and speaking of capos)
     

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