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Bass Meme War! Go!!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by QORC, Apr 18, 2018.

  1. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi Charles,

    This is perfect! :D

    Thank you for your indulgence,

    wintremute likes this.
  2. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    In commemoration of my latest stinker of a gig, I give you a meme entitled "Bass Player Problems". :D


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    Last edited: Jul 18, 2019
  3. BAG


    May 5, 2014
    New Zealand
    You're still smiling..... but I can see that your teeth are clenched together in frustration. :rage:
    BassCliff likes this.
  4. Beersurgeon


    Jul 16, 2010
    Your a man of my own heart!
    BassCliff likes this.
  5. This might be here, but I just saw it..........
  6. Scottgun


    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    You could really go to town with that one:

    Thou Shalt not Tune on Stage at Full Volume
    Stumbo, BassCliff, J_Bass and 2 others like this.
  7. Das Jugghead

    Das Jugghead

    Oct 28, 2015
    Thou shalt not eff about in the higher registers
  8. Pops OB

    Pops OB

    Nov 4, 2016
    In the original Hebrew, it says, “Love thy Bassist.”
  9. City

    City Supporting Member

    For those of us in the Midwest....... bass 3.
  10. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    It wasn't the bass. It was that stupid scarf and V neck.
  11. Scottgun


    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    Don't forget the haircut.
  12. QORC


    Aug 22, 2003
    Elberon, New Jersey
  13. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Goofy attachment manager deleted it... I'm puttin' it back!

  14. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Fender's releasing a new model specifically made for church bassists and/or players exasperated with their situation:


    (Hang on... is it getting really warm in here all of a sudden?) :unsure:
    Last edited: Jul 26, 2019
  15. Scottgun


    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    Comes with capo included.
  16. Schemaman


    Jun 16, 2018
    It has thorns on it, right?
    2tonic likes this.
  17. TheMaartian

    TheMaartian Always forward. Never straight.

    Sep 23, 2014
    Flagstaff, AZ
    Nope. But it floats.
    Schemaman and 2tonic like this.
  18. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Sell lines for the brochure:
    • "Good tone without sacrifice."
    • "The most Heavenly-sounding bass ever!"
    • "Versatile enough to be three basses in one!"
    • "A bargain price at just 30 pieces of silver!"

    (Everybody in the basket!)
  19. the harp unstrung

    the harp unstrung They’s only two things that money can’t buy... Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 2, 2014
    On The Bus
    615D1C75-134C-43D4-9FCF-C663FE89FA29. (and speaking of capos)

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