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Bass Meme War! Go!!

Ha! That’ll be me tomorrow. My new bass is being delivered on my wife’s birthday!
Wow. Good luck, man. :help:

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:D :D :D :D :D I kid, I kid!!!!
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Ha! That’ll be me tomorrow. My new bass is being delivered on my wife’s birthday!

I missed my wife's birthday once to see my favorite football team play, ahah! Last game of the league, we could (and were) be Champions, no way I was gonna miss that, after making hundreds of kms supporting them through the season!
 
I'm totally forwarding these posts to my ex-wife.

She didn't even got mad, it's always been like this since we met. I'm a fanatic (non violent, of course), no problem admitting that.
I'm talking football, soccer for the americans. Very serious matter in Europe. Benfica is family, she knows that.
 
Ha! That’ll be me tomorrow. My new bass is being delivered on my wife’s birthday!

It was my wife's birthday last week. She specifically said that I couldn't buy myself any toys, particularly new basses, any time close to her birthday. I let a decent sale slip through my fingers because I know it wouldn't have been wise and there will be more for sale soon.
 
It was my wife's birthday last week. She specifically said that I couldn't buy myself any toys, particularly new basses, any time close to her birthday. I let a decent sale slip through my fingers because I know it wouldn't have been wise and there will be more for sale soon.
You, sir, are a better husband than I.

I’m seriously considering just quietly answering the door when it’s delivered and putting it somewhere out of the way until tomorrow.
 
You, sir, are a better husband than I.

I’m seriously considering just quietly answering the door when it’s delivered and putting it somewhere out of the way until tomorrow.
God bless you Yonni, you just haven't really thought this through. I'm rooting for you though! NBD tomorrow!
 
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Now that is funny!

Can you do one where the car is Yonni, straight ahead is "waiting until after the wife's birthday before buying new bass" and the right hand turn is "divorce court" :laugh: ;)
Ha! I got a little PTSD re: divorce so no, I ain't even joking on that level. I'm sure @Yonni 's wife knows who she married:
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It’s OK. I primed Nicki by showing her this thread, which got a laugh. Then she granted permission to open it. It arrived about 29 minutes ago. I still have all my limbs! NBD thread tomorrow though. Got to make special birthday dinner and chill the Prosecco first.
That's awesome! Happy birthday to your unbelievably cool wife! Dude, you used this very thread to pave the way for acceptance? You're a supremely crafty S.O.B.;)