What do you have against a Mary Lou Retton!
I do not believe you and I can remain friends....
Raise your right hand and swear that MLR was in your top ten swimsuit/fashion candidates for wall hanging when you reached the age of puberty.
I'll wait.
Still waiting.............
In the interest of preserving our friendship, I'll let this transgression slide, this one time, but don't test the limits of our relationship!!!
