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Bass nicknames

About a million years ago I had a band that gigged pretty regularly for a while. After you get to seeing enough familiar faces in the audience, it feels kind of wierd to do a straight introduction of the people in the band.

So we would make up somewhat grandiose names for each others jobs. For example Eric wasn't just the keyboard player. He was "the Chairman of the Boards". Yeah I now. It's lame. But we thought we were cool back then.

My nickname as the bassist was "Lord of the Low Frequencies". As the lyricist for the band, I was introduced occasionally as either "the Bard", or "the Bard of __________" with the blank part being wherever I lived at the time: 'the Bard of Arlington', 'the Bard of Burleson', etc... That's actually the original source of the nickname, Bardman, that eventually turned into my screenname here.
 
In an old band the guitard used to call me The Rock not because of any reference to Dwayne Johnson but because I was like a rock in the music. I find my groove and settle in the pocket and I don't go anywhere. I was like a metronome, he said. ...Course that was annoying as hell because I was the one holding the tempo together nine times out of ten because the drummer had a habit of going all psycho and speeding up with these OH MY GOD I JUST S*** MYSELF fills at every second...

Also:

"B Bass" Name's Brandon + Bass = you get the idea

"Abuse case" I'm violent with my instruments in certain genres of music. People started joking they were gonna call BPS (bass protection services) to save my poor basses

"That bass player guy"

"The doctor" I do work with some friends of mine in a hip hop group and the first time the leader heard me play he compared me to a doctor about to operate. It stuck with them.
 

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