BASS PLAYERS PLEASE READ: THIS IS US!

[Joe Milstein]

 

[Jonathan1990]

XD
Onion News Network?

 

[Joe Milstein]

XD
Onion News Network?

Not sure of the actual origin.. but on many sites. Thought I would share...

 

[music fun]

VERY funny! Thanks.

 

[john_g]

I read this a while ago, its been making the rounds. And I said...I dont care as long as its a happy ending!

 

[Bassbubble11]

LOL

 

[alimas2005]

Heck, if it wasn't for the bass player, no one would be dancing, or doing the chicken head move!

 

[alimas2005]

by the way, when i say chicken head dance, i meant moving your head back and forth like your pecking for food......like a chicken

 

[hrodbert696]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f32/slept-bass-player-oh-horror-875767/

See my post there for links to the other six or eight times this has been posted in the last month or so...

We seriously need some new jokes around here. Or at least people who actually read the forum.

 

[LuckyPants]

no need to be a dick hrodbert. For the record, I hadn't seen it and enjoyed it. There are tons of sub-forums and thousands upon thousands of posts, we cant read 'em all

 

[Vakmere]

What made her important enough to sleep with??

 

[hrodbert696]

no need to be a dick hrodbert. For the record, I hadn't seen it and enjoyed it. There are tons of sub-forums and thousands upon thousands of posts, we cant read 'em all

Mea culpa, didn't mean to be a dick about it... but seriously, this HAS been posted over and over and over again in rapid succession. It's the new "best bass for metal" post. Guess I just got a little irritated.

 

[DenisEatonHogg]

So what IS the best bass for metal? Not that I even play metal. My bass is made of wood.

 

[Lowactnsatsfctn]

What made her important enough to sleep with??

um, Being a "Her"

 

[asands]

I know you said you didnt mean to be a dick about it, but seriously who has time to constantly read all the forums? I just spent an hour just to read through one full thread. It feels like there are always people ready to call out others on reposting... who has that much time? Joe, I hadn't seen it and I liked it. Too bad it feels true a lot of nights lol.

 

[Mike11121]

What made her important enough to sleep with??

1. Female - check
2. At the gig - check
3. Not obviously attached to a boyfriend/husband etc - check
4. You don't have a significant other - check

That qualifies her and makes her officially important enough, right?

 

[Floyd Eye]

Ridiculous. I get laid more than anyone I know. lol