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Bass Related Dreams You've Had

I'm sitting at a bar when someone comes up to me and says they need a bass player, right now, and they'd pay me 1000 euros for just one song if I don't screw up. I get up on the stage and get handed a sheet of music, I think no problem, I've trained for this. I sit down, and discover the music is written in medieval notation. I just sit there awkardly for a few seconds as the song begins before the dream ends :hiding:
 
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Yeah, I've had the 'music in weird notation' dream before now. Including that time I dreamt that I went to a gig only to find that the music was written entirely in Japanese.

There was a dream I had where somehow I was standing in the middle of Leeds city centre trying to find this random bar. When I got there, I was informed that Mark King was there and he really wanted to borrow my cello because he couldn't do the gig that night without it. Then he asked me if I had a bike and went out, leaving his Status bass behind.
 
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We (my band) suddenly formed a RUSH coverband (none of 'em likes Rush) and at that time I only had a J with flats. So I brought it to a gig and then suddenly realized that I needed rounds (I don't know why I haven't tought of that earlier in the dream). :ninja:

So I needed to scurry home, install roundwound strings and go back to the gig. The band members were furious and I got into a fight (That's 3 vs 1 :help:).

That was the end of the dream (I don't know why it suddenly went violent... :eyebrow:)
 
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We (my band) suddenly formed a RUSH coverband (none of 'em likes Rush) and at that time I only had a J with flats. So I brought it to a gig and then suddenly realized that I needed rounds (I don't know why I haven't tought of that earlier in the dream). :ninja:

So I needed to scurry home, install roundwound strings and go back to the gig. The band members were furious and I got into a fight (That's 3 vs 1 :help:).

That was the end of the dream (I don't know why it suddenly went violent... :eyebrow:)

I've had a similarly violent dream where I was in a Level 42 cover band, and for some reason I sung the vocals brilliantly in rehearsal only to mess up at gigs. Eventually I was beaten with my bass and knocked unconscious.
 
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Hi folks

I had a dream that this bald bassist got into a band and was thrilled but since then he can't take off his hat and reveal his bald head - condition attaching to the membership of the band - he wears this hat to bed. Tragedy was, he picked up some strange skin irritation on his head and ended up appearing on embarrassing bodies - (a uk tv real life doctor/patient advice programme).

Very wierd !!

Major attempt to ingratiate himself with this band - aaagghh that was the really awful bit - nothing worse than these people who so obviously do their best to curry favour with people...awful but most insightful.
 
Boy, you guys are messed up! I only dream about kittens and soft green meadows (and maybe a large Dutch woman in leather).

My bass dreams are either 1) I'm playing stuff I could never do awake, or 2) I completely woof on stuff I'm supposed to know.
 
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I dreamed I got to play through a bass rig that was about 8 feet tall and 10 feet wide.

I could almost do that with the equipment that I have now. With 3 bass heads and 6 speaker cabs. I have never hooked them all up together. The most that I have done is 2 heads and 4 cabs.
 
I've probably had a ton but last night... (I've been having really lengthy and complicated dreams lately)

I remember my "band" - in real life it's still pretty new and unofficial - had some sort of gig and the setup was an absolute mess. Tangles of cords, I couldn't reach my amp to turn it on, and we waited so long to finally start that my pick kept melting in my hand :confused:

For some reason Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien were there and I kept asking them for help and they ignored me. So when they left I started playing with Ed's Tele and got in trouble.

I was later told my band would go on at 2am and had to play for exactly 7 hours. Good grief.
 
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I have two different reoccurring bass related dreams. Both where My basses turn into something food related.

One of the dreams, involves being at a sound check for a show. When I pick up the bass the neck breaks off in MY hand, only to reveal that the bass is in fact constructed completely of that Little Debbie "Nutty Bar" stuff and cleverly painted to match one of MY basses.

The other dream, involves Me pulling one of My basses out of a gig bag, to discover that it had been flame broiled like a hamburger patty from a Burger King "Whopper".

Yea, I guess it shows where My head is really at.
 
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I once had a dream where I woke up and leaning against my wall were two new basses: a Gibson bass with a silverburst body/pickguard/neck and Gibson Ripper pickups. And a Midnight Blue Rickenbacker 4003. I plugged the Gibson bass into my amp and when I hit the E string, the sound was this massive bassy muddy noise.

And the odd thing was that I was playing it through my 25 watt combo amp but the sound was HUGE. I've never played a Rick or a Gibson either.... And sadly I never got to play the Rick. :(
 
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