Bass t-shirt

[Art Araya]

My wife is designing a bass t-shirt for me. It's going to have a collage of many of the popular electric basses. She wants some ideas for a catchy one-line saying about bass...

Any ideas? These should be PG-rated please!

"Like most musicians, you're following a bass player."

"Holding down the bottom end since 1950"

 

[Mete]

Gotta think something related to bass on the front side but on the back side of the t-shirt this should be :

"Mine is BIGGER"
With a small font below it : "I mean the instrument I play"

 

[Art Araya]

Yeah there are a lot of sayings that involve sexual innuendo - I'm not looking for those.

Looking for a different direction.

 

[ExaltBass]

I've got the bottom end covered

 

[Diogenes]

"I'm a low-life bottom-feeder".

 

[steamthief]

I think the first one you listed is pretty darn good, Art!

 

[steamthief]

Bass - the glue that holds it all together.

Use the Elmer's glue bottle and color scheme.

 

[mikerophone]

You don't even need words, but if you really wanted, I'd go with a super simple phrase like "get low" or something.

 

[pasta4lnch]

"I'm not looking for any treble" (got that from someone's sig, forget who . . .)

 

[Gord_oh]

my girlfriends dad made me and her brother (another bass player) ones that said,
"bass players do it deeper"

that was a good christmas.

 

[Acousticdude]

Low Down And Lovin' It.

 

[Munjibunga]

Bass. It's not a fish.

 

[Jazzdogg]

Muscular Sonority: BASS

 

[MuzikMan]

Bass > Guitar

 

[RickeyC]

Bass, The "B" stands for "bad" haha

 

[Stilettoprefer]

Like all bass players, I love slapping away at a warm round bottom end.

 

[joe vegas]

"Tastes Like Chicken"

 

[hrodbert696]

Bass. It's not a fish.

+1

 

[My name is Mudd]

+2

 

[dave64o]

"I'm not looking for any treble" (got that from someone's sig, forget who . . .)

I have that on an official Talkbass T-shirt.