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Beefeater: A Spring Break Tale
- Thread starter DigMe
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I'm curious how you had it cooked? (well done?)
And how much that big slab-o-beef sets you back, if you don't finish it?
And how much that big slab-o-beef sets you back, if you don't finish it?
This post got me wondering and worried. Maybe BC=Q is not as accurate as we once thought. Qintar i know is giving, helpful man. His eyes say it all, he needs not to speak. Somehow something does not fit...
For one, the Cook that created this mid-size steak was still doubtful of power that is Qintar. I don't know about you, but i imagine that one would understand that TQ is not to be doubted when one looks into Qintar's eyes. Somehow in this story he was doubted... However I could be wrong, maybe the cook never saw bc=q's eyes until the end, when it was too late.
The other thing, when the power was out qintar went around and gave people water and helped the community. When shark was terrorizing the people, BC-Q showed that shark who is is the boss. However not today, some lazy stoner could use that steak to help his munchies, but Qintar did nothing. However my doubts might just be a paranoia, maybe the smelly hippie was not that hot, as we all know, Qintar only helps hippies if they are hot. Maybe i am wrong to doubt all mightly TQ...
Anyway, Sir, i am sorry i doubted you, mid way i was seating at edge of my table, eating my nails as i surely thought this was the end of BC=Q greatness... I was wrong, Q proved me wrong once again...
...Incredible.
For one, the Cook that created this mid-size steak was still doubtful of power that is Qintar. I don't know about you, but i imagine that one would understand that TQ is not to be doubted when one looks into Qintar's eyes. Somehow in this story he was doubted... However I could be wrong, maybe the cook never saw bc=q's eyes until the end, when it was too late.
The other thing, when the power was out qintar went around and gave people water and helped the community. When shark was terrorizing the people, BC-Q showed that shark who is is the boss. However not today, some lazy stoner could use that steak to help his munchies, but Qintar did nothing. However my doubts might just be a paranoia, maybe the smelly hippie was not that hot, as we all know, Qintar only helps hippies if they are hot. Maybe i am wrong to doubt all mightly TQ...
Anyway, Sir, i am sorry i doubted you, mid way i was seating at edge of my table, eating my nails as i surely thought this was the end of BC=Q greatness... I was wrong, Q proved me wrong once again...
...Incredible.
Mark Wilson
Supporting Member
Unfortunately MW is not a recognizable acronym... It attempts to put yourself on the same playing field as BC=Q, and you sir, are not worthy, and you won't even ever fall close to worthy... The sooner you realize that the sooner you can have that beer to drown your sorrows in...
jive1
Commercial User
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Sorry, since i don't have super duper membership anymore (it'll be back)
I was cleaning my lovely box.... I found this...
Sorry, since i don't have super duper membership anymore (it'll be back)
I was cleaning my lovely box.... I found this...
bongomania
Commercial User
Great narration, especially the bit about "hadn't seen a piece of meat that big since..."
One of my old acquaintances is a big beef-eating man, and whenever he and my friends would drive by a particular restaurant that had one of those "eat this impossible steak" deals, he would brag about how he'd go in there and demolish that steak like nobody's business... but he'd always find an excuse not to do it right then.
So my friend Kate, seen here:
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Decided she would show him, by god, so she went in and she did it. Ate the whole massive thing in one hour. They put a little plaque up with her name, and a Polaroid of her holding the empty plate. Then she and my other friends talked him into going there for dinner. He once again started blowing hard about how he was going to eat that steak one day, and Kate steered him over to the plaque, and shut him up good.
True story.
One of my old acquaintances is a big beef-eating man, and whenever he and my friends would drive by a particular restaurant that had one of those "eat this impossible steak" deals, he would brag about how he'd go in there and demolish that steak like nobody's business... but he'd always find an excuse not to do it right then.
So my friend Kate, seen here:
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Decided she would show him, by god, so she went in and she did it. Ate the whole massive thing in one hour. They put a little plaque up with her name, and a Polaroid of her holding the empty plate. Then she and my other friends talked him into going there for dinner. He once again started blowing hard about how he was going to eat that steak one day, and Kate steered him over to the plaque, and shut him up good.
True story.
