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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, May 17, 2018.

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  1. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Like most of you, I'll be sitting in front of my TV on Saturday, lapping up every detail of the royal wedding, and dutifully playing along on my practice rig.

    Question is: P or J? Which bass is more suitable for the occasion?

    Please, no anti-royalist rants. Just some help in selecting the right tool for the job.
    MattZilla, Pbassmanca and twinjet like this.
  2. ThudThudThud


    Jun 4, 2010
    Shouldn't it be something British? ACG? Wal? Hayman? Shergold?
  3. Lammchop93

    Lammchop93 Supporting Member

    Feb 4, 2007
    Louisville, KY
  4. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    You're quite right! I've got such advanced Merkle Fever that I wasn't thinking clearly when I made the thread.
  5. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
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  6. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Incidentally, this is what I will be wearing for the occasion.
    Since I'm not leaving the house, I'll save a few quid by foregoing the trouser rental.

  7. mbasile

    mbasile Supporting Member

    Mar 16, 2015
    Something over the top that someone else bought for you.
    groooooove, Ellery, Bentfield and 6 others like this.
  8. RobTheRiot


    Aug 31, 2016
    las Vegas, nv
    A Burns Sonic seems to fit the bill; and will compliment your outfit quite nicely....

  9. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    The Merkle Fever drove my temperature so high that I've been hospitalized for observation.

    But not to worry, Doc assures me I will be home by tomorrow for the nuptials.

    In the meantime, I'm still posting from my hospital room, so keep the votes coming.

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  10. GO WEST HAM!! westham.
    ERIC31, PWRL, Judge Nickels and 16 others like this.
  11. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Guys, I think I am hallucinating..

    Retro IV Bottle_002. meghan-markle-general-hospital-2002.
  12. A King Mortone.
    Bobro, DaDo625, cthomas5200 and 15 others like this.
  13. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Wow, that's gorgeous!
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  14. matty1039


    Oct 26, 2015
    New Orleans
    Union Jack Beatle Bass for the win.
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  15. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY

    You didn't even make it to post #5.

    ...gotta love TB
    jonlimo, HolmeBass, mcarp555 and 3 others like this.
  16. matty1039


    Oct 26, 2015
    New Orleans
    Lol. The photos were not loading on my computer. I checked my phone and edited my post.
  17. micguy


    May 17, 2011
    The British have a saying: "Mind your P's and Q's". From this we can deduce that a J is wholly innappropriate. But a P bass with a Q tuner pickup - yeah, that's it.
  18. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
  19. trofud


    Mar 28, 2018
    Montreal, Canada
    Obvious: a P bass.
  20. Ric5

    Ric5 Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 29, 2008
    I convert 4 string Rickenbackers to 5 string basses.

    nice_hat, leto, Fight4Bottom and 22 others like this.

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