Best metal for enhancing cheese?

[farace]

I miss Milford "Stanley" Poltroon, and his Wretched Mess News.

Oh, what a friend we have in cheeses,
Stilton, Muenster, and Gruyere . . .

 

[43ManSquamish]

"The Resonant Cheese Subterfuge" sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel. There was a certain rhythm to them...

If anyone remembers a series called The Middleman, it sounds like an episode of that. Other ep names were "The Sino-Mexican Revelation", "The Cursed Tuba Contingency", and "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome" (think the Star Trek Mirror ep crossed with Escape From New York).

 

[ahc]

I hope this doesn't turn into another string cheese incident.

And here they are...

 

[ahc]

Suzy Creamcheese might know, but she might not tell you.

 

[somebrains]

Ratt, Poison, Warrant

Queensryche if you are trying an expensive cheese youve never hear of made from milk not from a vow-goat-sheep.

Chip Kicker country if the cheese comes from a can or wrapped as part of a Holiday gift package.

 

[pellomoco14]

If anyone knows what "sailing seas of cheese" means its that guy with his wheel.

 

[oZZma]

 

[klejst]

Perhaps it has been asked already...but I'm more curious what cheese is preferred by at least nine out of 10 metal artists?

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[cheechi]

Is "Cheese Metal" a thing?

Was Def Leppard cheesy enough?

not metal

Dream Theater

'progressive metal' is prog rock after 1980. Not metal.

Motley Crue

not metal

Nightwish*

Their current singer is named Floor Jansen. What's not metal about a girl named Floor?

Ratt, Poison, Warrant

Queensryche if you are trying an expensive cheese youve never hear of made from milk not from a vow-goat-sheep.

not metal, not metal, (I assume you refer to the American Warrant glam rock, not ze Germans Warrant who are not cheesy), what's cheesy about Queensryche?

For the record, I abhor the micro-defining where every metal band is its own metal genre, and every song its own subgenre. You are metal or not metal. But being binary isn't metal, so it's a continuum. Of what's listed here, most is glam rock. It's not metal calling glam rock metal.

 

[roller]

not metal

'progressive metal' is prog rock after 1980. Not metal.

Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to... the cheese meter is still pegged.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

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those blocks look serious!

 

[Jokei]

Not metal maybe, but how could I have forgotten this?

With Angel's Eggs on the side?

 

[NeonVomit]

Is "Cheese Metal" a thing? (Yet?)

Edit: I dunno, I find it kind of "grating".

It don't get any cheesier than this, mate. I've no clue what the hell that thing he's playing is, it looks like a Ric strung with guitar strings.

Very strange band, and they seem like odd people. But the crowd really seems to like it, so good on them I guess.

 

[Deleted member 165050]

It don't get any cheesier than this, mate. I've no clue what the hell that thing he's playing is, it looks like a Ric strung with guitar strings.

Very strange band, and they seem like odd people. But the crowd really seems to like it, so good on them I guess.

I think it's nice that the extras from the original Conan films found a second career.

 

[cheechi]

Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to... the cheese meter is still pegged.

didn't say it wasn't cheesy, just that it's not metal.

how about chocolate to go with your cheese?

 

[FrenchBassQC]

Someone contact the Cheddar Business Bureau.

Or the FBI the Fromage Bureau of Ingestion.

 

[GBBSbassist]

not metal [SNIP] GENRE DEFINING [SNIP]

 

[Michedelic]

Let's tie this all together...

 

[cheechi]

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i didn't realize wikipedia is the authority on what is metal. search your feelings. is Def Leppard metal? really?