Best metal for enhancing cheese?

[Ellery]

not metal

'progressive metal' is prog rock after 1980. Not metal.

not metal

Their current singer is named Floor Jansen. What's not metal about a girl named Floor?

not metal, not metal, (I assume you refer to the American Warrant glam rock, not ze Germans Warrant who are not cheesy), what's cheesy about Queensryche?

For the record, I abhor the micro-defining where every metal band is its own metal genre, and every song its own subgenre. You are metal or not metal. But being binary isn't metal, so it's a continuum. Of what's listed here, most is glam rock. It's not metal calling glam rock metal.

I absolutely agree, however I am so used to people thinking otherwise that I used that for my jab.