Best rock lyric ever?

[Wood and Wire]

Now of course, like all real life experience stories, this also begins once a polly tito. And Happiness Stan, whose life evolved ne' ephemeral colour dreamy most, had his pure existence and his being a deep joy of the multicolour of the rainbold. Oh yes. His home a victoriana charibold, this the four-wheel folloped ft-ft-ft out the backgrove. Now as Eaved and his deep approachey, his eye on the moon, all time some time deep joy of a full moon scintilating dangly in the heavenly bode, but now only half. "Oh blow your cool man!" he dood this deep thoughcus. "What is the folly of this half disappearing of the moony most?" And as the light did a scintilading change through timely most, stopped still, and he did a deep thoughcus. "What?!" Absloutely smashing flaked he was. So gathering all behind in the hintermost, he ploddy ploddy forward into the deep fundemold of the complicading forry to sort this one out matey. Where at Man he thoucus, where at Man...... oh dear

~ Professor Stanley Unwin - The Small Faces' Ogden's Nut Gone Flake

Unwinese needs to be heard (rather than read) to both make sense of, and to reveal it's true majesty.


Big influence on Snoop Dog.

 

[Eddie Jones]

Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?-Pink Floyd

 

[ThudThudThud]

Unwinese needs to be heard (rather than read) to both make sense of, and to reveal it's true majesty.


Big influence on Snoop Dog.

I can actually speak it relatively fluently (bizarre, I know!), and I will occasionally drop into it when talking with my elder sister.
It cracks her up.

 

[Bullitt5135]

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Yeah

- Hanson

 

[Wood and Wire]

I can actually speak it relatively fluently (bizarre, I know!), and I will occasionally drop into it when talking with my elder sister.
It cracks her up.

I don't think it was ever formally written down - he was the living repository, so to some extent it died with him.

His epitaph is just perfect (his wife died about five years before him).

Reunitey in the heavenly-bode
Deep Joy!




You should probably record yourself, and teach others.

 

[Ostie]

“Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste”

 

[Eddie Jones]

Grandpa pissed his pants again, he don't give a damn-Warren Zevon
Even the dog can shake hands-Also Warren Zevon

 

[squarepeg]

I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
I'm gonna take her everywhere
She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for a little air
I'll never have to show her up
All I gotta do is blow her up

- Pukka Orchestra

 

[ThudThudThud]

And we go doot
Doot-doot
And we go doot
Doot-doot-doot-doot-doot...
~Freur

 

[ThudThudThud]

I don't think it was ever formally written down - he was the living repository, so to some extent it died with him.

His epitaph is just perfect (his wife died about five years before him).

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Reunitey in the heavenly-bode
Deep Joy!




You should probably record yourself, and teach others.

I just followed certain syntax, and how sentences were structured. It's relatively simple to grasp the basic verbs, and how to treat nouns, but one must try to avoid repetition. Descriptives follow patterns in certain phrases, and there's a lot of leeway on simply making stuff up. All nonsense, really, but fun when you're bored.

 

[Clipped]

This one turned out to be some of the best advice I ever gave my son (a few times).

“If that chick don't wanna know, forget her.”

 

[Clipped]

This one is some of the best advice I ever gave myself (many times).

“You don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.”

 

[Tom Bomb]

​

 

[toddsterbassist]

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I’m a set it straight this Watergate
But I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue

 

[Hummergeist]

"Three men in black said, "Don't report this".

 

[Jeff K]

Thought of another great one:

"And my head shouted out to my heart, 'Ya' better look out below'..."

John Prine's 'Bruised Orange'

 

[Tom Bomb]

Feeling alone, the army's up the road,
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea.
Aqualung, my friend. Don't you start away uneasy.
You poor old sod. You see, it's only me.
​

 

[IMMusicRulz]

All the same, we take our chances
Laughed at by time
Tricked by circumstances
Plus ca change
Plus c'est la meme chose
The more that things change
The more they stay the same.

 

[Eddie Jones]

Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn