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It's not rocket science!
- Nov 12, 2006
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...No matter how accurate your tuner is, it's still not always going to agree with every other tuner....
You must be working with either Eric Johnson or Donald Fagen!!!
*scene* A cramped west hollywood studio. It's 4 am and the musicians are tired and sweaty. Fagen is at the mixing board holding a riding crop and a half-eaten pudding cup. Eric is wearing his headphones askew in the tracking room and weighing 1/4" phono cables on a portable digital postage scale.
Donald to Eric:
Donald: "Eric, uhh..., I'm not sure how to ask this - but has the quartz in your tuner been calibrated because I'm ready to commit hari-kari here in the control booth!"
Eric: "If your damn scales weren't in !@#$% metric I'd be at Stubbs eating brisket right now!!!!"

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