Best Vacuum for Metal?

[Winslow]

One of these is not a photoshop:

I mean, they named a product "motorhead," so they pretty much had to know this was going to happen eventually.

 

[Wisebass]

Hi Winslow

One of these is not a photoshop:

No "ö", no power!

Lemmy would never play a Dyson!

Too fragile!

And definitely not loud enough!


greetings

Wise(b)ass

 

[Nashrakh]

I know of a Black Metal guitarist who was looking for "the sound". He never quite gets there, no matter how much he fiddles with pedals or EQs. Gotta go thinner, more highs!

One day, he sits in his room contemplating his existence, when suddenly he hears the sound he was always looking for coming from the next room.

He goes to look what could possibly produce this record-perfect black metal guitar sound.

It was his mother, vacuuming the bath room.

True story.

 

[Winslow]

I know of a Black Metal guitarist who was looking for "the sound". He never quite gets there, no matter how much he fiddles with pedals or EQs. Gotta go thinner, more highs!

One day, he sits in his room contemplating his existence, when suddenly he hears the sound he was always looking for coming from the next room.

He goes to look what could possibly produce this record-perfect black metal guitar sound.

It was his mother, vacuuming the bath room.

True story.

I don't doubt that at all! Reminds me of a similar story David Bowie and his Tin Machine cohorts told about shopping for a certain guitar accessory, cued up here:

 

[Winslow]

And definitely not loud enough!

You're probably right. The newer models are definitely quieter than the early ones, that's for sure.

 

[Wisebass]

Hi Winslow

Nothing beats a good old Hoover "Constellation" especially when it' s full!!!!!

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greetings

Wise

 

[Winslow]

It's true. Those things really sucked.

 

[Thumpin6string]

This thread really sucks. It's like everyone is in a vacuum.

 

[aldaa]

You need a shopvac!

 

[tb4sbp]

Is that a set neck or a bolt on?

 

[CryingBass]

Hi Winslow

Nothing beats a good old Hoover "Constellation" especially when it' s full!!!!!

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greetings

Wise

A Hovering Hoover! ( classic )

 

[Winslow]

Is that a set neck or a bolt on?

Ours clicks into the housing, so... click-on?

 

[higain617]

My mother had an Oreck upright that would wake the dead.

 

[Winslow]

You need a shopvac!

ShopVacs are indeed excellent. Got one in at my workbench, and another in the garage!

 

[rendevouz]

If only it were black

 

[Chad Michael]

The Kirby was mostly made of metal. Seems like a good fit.

 

[Volker Kirstein]

Rainbow for the Funk.

 

[Winslow]

No "ö", no power!

Better?

If only it were black

I think they charge extra for that option...

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[Dincrest]

I know they're not metal, but didn't the band Phish sometimes have vacuum cleaner solos at their shows?

 

[wraub]

Hooverphonic really missed an opportunity here.