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Bionic Bass Player

Left Hand - Pete Wentz
Right Hand - Mark Hoppus
Theory - Fieldy
Melodic Sense - Adam Clayton
Composition Skills - C & C Music Factory
Creativity - Vanilla Ice
Groove - Basshunter (the Botten Anna guy)
Tone - won't be pretty

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Yes, this was a joke post
 
Right Hand - Stanley Clarke
Left Hand - Percy Jones
Melodic Sense - Reed Mathis
Composition Skills - Jaco
Theory - Jonas Hellborg
Creativity - In this, I'm feeling sadly uncreative in my choices...I got nothing
Groove - Rocco Prestia
 
Right Hand - Richard Bona
Left Hand - Dominique di Piazza
Melodic Sense - Gary Willis
Composition Skills - Jaco Pastorius
Theory - Mike Pope
Creativity - Michael Manring
Groove - Pino Palladino (his playing on D'Angelo's Voodoo is beyond belief)
Tone - Rocco Prestia.....speaking of which I just had lunch with the Tower of Power Horns today after a clinic they did at my school, it was incredible, I'm still on a high from it.