Dismiss Notice

Psst... Ready to join TalkBass and start posting, make new friends, sell your gear, and more?  Register your free account in 30 seconds.

brain teaser

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Nov 12, 2004.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    A man is on trial for murder... if he lies to the jury, he is to be hanged... if he tells the truth, he is to be drowned. What is the proper thing for him to say to save his life?
     
  2. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
  3. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Enlighten me (PM).
     
  4. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I know but I won't ruin it so early.

    brad cook
     
  5. Tsal

    Tsal

    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    "Ladies and gentleman, this is Chewbacca.."
     
  6. Tell white lies and maybe at wortst, they give him a bath!
     
  7. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    get the hell out of Hazzard County
     
  8. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    btw, he doesn't have to say anything
     
  9. Nothing.
     
  10. cosmodrome

    cosmodrome Registered User

    Apr 30, 2004
    ****town, Netherlands
    so who knows if he's telling the truth or not? I'm waaaayyyy too intelligent for this sort of thing so I'd say 'my right honourable ladies & gentlemen of the jury, you can *&^%%$$##@@'
     
  11. Only

    Only

    Sep 8, 2002
    Warrensburg, MO
    Come on, people, if Brad and I can get it right, anyone can! :p
     
  12. The only answer that makes sense.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Good point.

    brad cook
     
  14. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    He pleads the 5th.
     
  15. He say's "Every thing thing I say is a Lie"

    And then he say's "Life is like a field of daisies that smells bad"

    And then Stella burst in and say's "Harcort Fenton Mudd, you've been drinking-ing-ing-ing"
     
  16. pm the answer, i have a guess

    heres an easy one:

    2 mothers and 2 daughters go fishing, they catch 3 fish, yet they all take 1 fish home. how is this possible?
     
  17. [​IMG]



    "Every rose has its thorn..."
     
  18. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    i dont know the answer.. it was a question in history today..

    plead the 5th?
     
  19. Oh yeah? Wrap your head around this:

    [​IMG]

    How many people do you see? Wait about 10 seconds ... now how many?

    Wanna know the secret? PayPal me $20 and I'll tell you. :D

    - Dave