Just when I thought I was gonna get some reading done, I check my band's myspace for the first time since december, and get this:
I was sort of insulted that he would think that I would just say "oh ok, no problem." What do I look like here?
My band isn't the heaviest gigging band, nor are we totally psyched about our name, in fact, my sig for a couple years was "My pretty kickass band with a pretty crappy name" something like that. But I consider myself an intelligent person, and I refuse to be e-bullied. So I sent him the nicest message saying "No" as possible. Just thought I'd share.
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From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=318462810&MyToken=05781ea4-e6a0-435f-97f5-8a4e36d1ea70'>MarkAbdilla</a>
Date: Jan 18, 2008 12:42 AM
Hello there, My name is Mark Abdilla and I live in the San Francisco area.I am the legal (copyright) owner of the name charlie dont surf.It has be my bands name (albeit several incarnations), since 1993. I have just recently discovered your band on myspace.I hear that you have disbanded.
I would like to politely ask you to remove you myspace page as it is infringing on my/our band. I hope this can be done without taking any legal action.I would like the a response from the appropriate person regarding this issue as soon as possible so as to not need an intellectual property attorney. thank you, Mark Abdilla
I was sort of insulted that he would think that I would just say "oh ok, no problem." What do I look like here?
Hello Mark,
I hope the day finds you well.
I'm not sure where you got the idea that we are disbanded, but CharlieDontSurf is indeed still active. While I appreciate your claim to the brand (of which proof would be desired) there are a few things that should be cleared up. A Google Search of "Charlie Don't Surf band" produces 1,030,000 results--among them quite a few speed metal bands, the Clash song (did you check with the Clash? Just wondering), a Charles Manson tee shirt worn by Axl Rose on stage, and a restaurant in Canada. As you can see, you and I are hardly original in this respect. Also, our name stems from the line in "Apocalypse Now," a movie with which we had an unfortunate obsession for about a week in high school.
Realistically, we are a local bar band that grosses approximately 600 dollars a year playing area venues during university vacations with crowds made almost entirely of friends, girlfriends, and parents. Pursuant to this fact, we have no interest in changing our name as it would prove disproportionately irksome comparable to any perceivable benefit, largely due to relationships I have forged with club promoters through this and 2 other bands that I am active in. Additionally--and most importantly--our 3000 mile+ distance makes it somewhat difficult to argue brand dilution, not even taking into consideration the fact that we have totally different brand personalities (celtic music vs 90s rock for instance). If one of our fans were to get "Finnegan's Wake" confused with "Suck My Kiss" it'd be another story.
Good day to you Mr Abdilla, and goodluck in your endeavors.
-Chris Cona
My band isn't the heaviest gigging band, nor are we totally psyched about our name, in fact, my sig for a couple years was "My pretty kickass band with a pretty crappy name" something like that. But I consider myself an intelligent person, and I refuse to be e-bullied. So I sent him the nicest message saying "No" as possible. Just thought I'd share.

. sigh. loser. Anyway, that's what you get when you mess with an english major with a background in marketing: an email laden with big words and snarkiness. Now he knows.