Burial or Cremation

[Matt Till]

Whatever is cheapest.

 

[Wrong Robot]

I can't think about it....what's the market for crucifixion these days?

 

[canopener]

Hmmm, I've thought about this before, and I have an idea. As long as I have the cash to spare, I'll buy a relatively inaccessible patch of land and build a shrine of some sort in which I would be entombed...

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Those of you who are going to be buried would you like to be buried with your bass?.

 

[Marlat]

Those of you who are going to be buried would you like to be buried with your bass?.

I want to be buried with my wife and servants - Egyptian Pharoah Style!

or shot out of a cannon.......

Actually - body to science or cremated if I bang it up too badly to be used by scientists.

 

[bassturtle]

I'm immortal.







but if I wasn't, I'd pick burial.

 

[bassturtle]

Those of you who are going to be buried would you like to be buried with your bass?.

No, I think my wife and friends would probably like to hold on to those.

 

[embellisher]

Those of you who are going to be buried would you like to be buried with your bass?.

I would like to be buried with my Zon, if I choose burial. My wife can have the rest of my basses.

I wonder how hard it is to cremate a Zon?

 

[Nick Gann]

I would like to be buried with my Zon, if I choose burial. My wife can have the rest of my basses.

I wonder how hard it is to cremate a Zon?

If you don't mind some frets, tuning keys, and a bridge in the can with you, the rest would pretty much just turn to ash like the rest of you

 

[embellisher]

If you don't mind some frets, tuning keys, and a bridge in the can with you, the rest would pretty much just turn to ash like the rest of you

Hmm... I dunno about that, what with the carbon fiber neck and phenowood fingerboard.

 

[Nick Gann]

Hmm... I dunno about that, what with the carbon fiber neck and phenowood fingerboard.

I dunno man, that fire can turn bone to ash...

 

[Steph Dawe]

Body to science, provided I don't die from skin cancer. (obviously still p***ed about my burns )

I haven't really thought about it either. Probably cremation. I dunno.

 

[jrthebassguy]

Something fun. I like Brendan's idea of a super keg throwdown funeral and Flanders' idea of blowing myself up or Mark's idea of a cannon.



If I wanna get supergross, leave all of my organs intact and stick some TNT in my chest. First 4 rows may get covered in intestines.

 

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Id like to be sent down the river on a wooden boat with my bass and the basses of my enemies all around me. Specifically my bass over my chest and legs with my hands clutching the neck.

 

[DigMe]

I want to be preserved and made into a bass.

brad cook

 

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I want to be preserved and made into a bass.

brad cook

I would play it if the Headstock was a shiny bald head just like yours, receding hairline included!!!

 

[Marlat]

I would play it if the Headstock was a shiny bald head just like yours, receding hairline included!!!

Ouch....get that man some water...that burn's gotta hurt

 

[DigMe]

I would play it if the Headstock was a shiny bald head just like yours, receding hairline included!!!

That's ok, my friend. 10...maybe 20 years down the road, when you find yourself sitting in a lawn chair in your efficiency apartment, lonely, broke and curled up in the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed off because you couldn't get that coat hanger antenna on your TV just quite right enough to pick up reruns of Jerry Springer...I'll still be riding high, appreciating our nice big house and our beautiful kids and maybe one night I'll think about you as I contendly drift off to sleep looking into these eyes:

Ahhh...life is good..shiny head and all.

brad cook

 

[Head Creep]

Cremation, Big Lebowski style. Put into a Folgers can and thrown into oncoming wind.

 

[Wrong Robot]

Cremation, Big Lebowski style. Put into a Folgers can and thrown into oncoming wind.

and on to the dude.