Plus there was all the inductance-mismatch V/V/T-syndrome tsuris.
Inductance mismatch?
I've never heard of such a thing.
Put two pickups in parallel and the inductance will drop, which will mean less inductive reactance and more capacitive reactance, but that will just change the resonant response a bit.
Mixing different inductances of pickups does not cause any issues, like say mixing different impedances does.