Carrots

[Rolling Thunder]

Carrots. We all love them and they are the answer to everything if you really think about it (like I have).

I present to you "Exhibit A", an Aikido master and modern day Renaissance Man, Steven Seagull:

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[Rolling Thunder]

I heard that!

 

[5StringBlues]

The recent lack of love for carrots on this forum is lame

 

[Sbassman Scratch]

Look Mom!

 

[TOOL460002]

Look sometimes you gotta flee the country due to open investigations for sexual assault and the price of a passport is a sweet carrot photo-op with the dictator of Belarus. It happens to the best of us.

 

[TOOL460002]

God bless Sensei Seagal, the patron Saint of carrots. Eastern orthodox Saint of carrots? Whatever...

 

[Camaro69]

The recent lack of love for carrots on this forum is lame

I have not been on here as long as some folks, but long enough to know what an OC is

 

[Bob422]

Just last weekend, I made another carrot cake, I do most Easters because, the Easter bunny needs a giant carrot cake. Bass and quarter added for scale. This was the first time I made it and it didn't overflow in oven. Wife swore this pan for for 3 cake mixes. My late mother in law's carrot cake recipe is apparently bigger than a box cake mix so, tripling it is bad. Doubling it is good.

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[tris66]

I have not been here long enough to know the meaning or source of the carrot joke. Does anyone care to explain it?

 

[bassicmike]

Did you know that a broken carrot tastes just like a complete carrot. Makes you think, dunnit?

 

[Atonalmodal]

If you break a carrot in half, do you then have two carrots?

 

[5StringBlues]

24 carrot magic in the air.

 

[Bob422]

If you break a carrot in half, do you then have two carrots?

If a carrot falls in the woods but, nobody is there to hear it, do they tell the bass player to turn it down?

 

[Atonalmodal]

If a carrot falls in the woods but, nobody is there to hear it, do they tell the bass player to turn it down?

Of course they do, but he only pretends to.

 

[slobake]

The poll is invalid, it did not include tuna noodle casserole.

 

[Aberdumbie]

Dang…… all these years I thought we were talking about Karats.

 

[Root 5]

Love me a carrot but the lil’ bastards take forever to cook!