Cats do the darndest things

[bassrique]

SEPTEMBER 10--A Florida man who told police that his cat somehow downloaded child pornography onto his computer was sentenced this week to more than 12 years in prison.

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I had a cat that used to jump on top the the fridge and pry open up the freezer door, leaving it open all night. My girlfriend blamed it on me, saying I must have been drinking too much, but I swear it was the cat.

 

[Quadruple Jay]

He should be forced to watch this video on repeat for his entire sentence. I can't even make it through once.

 

[Skitch it!]

He should be forced to watch this video on repeat for his entire sentence. I can't even make it through once.

That is so wrong (the cat deal, not the sentence) : )

 

[IconBasser]

I lasted 30 seconds.

 

[Jon_West]

I lasted 52 seconds.

I'm actually pretty impressed with myself.

 

[MIJ-VI]

 

[SamanthaCay]

Ok i totally just made it to way 53. What do i win?

 

[FreaqyFrequency]

I watched all the way through. I want a partial share in Maki's title.

Clarification: "Sigh. I am not a proud man." <-- This title.

 

[tplyons]

My dog has ordered porn on PPV.

Nobody was home that night. It was New Year's eve, my parents were in another state and I was across town. Had to have been the dog sitting on the remote.

 

[stingray2112]

There are 100 ways to love a cat...great now it's stuck in my head.

 

[shadowtippy]

Has anyone read the book, "101 Uses for a Dead Cat"? Iam a cat lover, but I did like the book.

 

[MiniMoose234]

Its stuck in my head too. Im actually in a bad mood now. I got 2 minutes in. beat that

 

[scorpionldr]

He should be forced to watch this video on repeat for his entire sentence. I can't even make it through once.

I did it once, I definitely wouldn't mind doing it twice.

 

[line6man]

Its stuck in my head too. Im actually in a bad mood now. I got 2 minutes in. beat that

Stuck in my head as well.

There are 100 ways to love a cat, 100 loving ways. Way X, something something something, 100 loving ways.
There are 100 ways to love a cat, 100 loving ways. Way X, something something something, 100 loving ways.
There are 100 ways to love a cat, 100 loving ways. Way X, something something something, 100 loving ways.
There are 100 ways to love a cat, 100 loving ways. Way X, something something something, 100 loving ways.

I got to way 21, then came back later for 25 to 40 something, I want to eventually finish it.

Regarding the actual topic of the thread, can you really blame the guy?
When you get arrested on child pornography charges, it doesn't matter who you are, you're going to try and give absolutely any excuse you can to try and get out of it.
Of course, if you were smart, you would spend time thinking of an elaborate and believable excuse to give in the event the police track you down for the things you have on your computer, but apparently many of these people are not.

 

[John Ruiz]

I am 5 minutes in and totally pissed off at the Jerose for posting that.


*walks away singing*

There are 100 ways to love a... CRAP!

 

[Lazylion]

I made it to Way 3.

I'm more of a dog guy... user name notwithstanding.

 

[Simo98]

Way 24, and well and truly sick of it.

 

[tom once dead]

Im going to try and get through this whole video.

 

[BogeyBass]

one hundred loving ways...everyone
one hundred loving ways

give it fresh water #6 i think
i might kill myself if i go longer

try this video instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI

 

[BogeyBass]

otherwise i love my cat, could not live without her
she is smart too! my buddy left his mark bass and peavey cab at my house and she pissed all over them.

she doesn't download much kiddy porn thou, but i did find a good collection of teenage lesbian porn. all legal of course

check this out it gets really good at about 1min and is pretty much over by 2min or so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTjChaBcNUk&p=56B686BBAEF4C335&playnext=1&index=4