This wound me up no end! It's part of an email a venue sent a friend's band who are due to play there soon.
Am I over-reacting here?
EQUIPMENT -
Low stress is the key here! The venue provide drum kit (take your own cymbals/snare/kick), bass amp, and three head/cab amps - all of them free of charge and well-maintained. Don’t bother taking amps unless they’re crucial to your sound.
The backline consists of an Ampeg SVT2 Pro with 4x10 Ampeg cabinet, Engel Powerball 100W head with 4x12 Marshall cabinet, Marshall DSL100 JCM 2000 head with 4x12 Marshall cabinet, HiWatt 100W head with 4x12 Marshall cabinet, and three Marshall Powerbrakes. Each speaker cab is mic'd up.
The bass player MUST USE the house amp and speaker as it's hard-wired into the desk and therefore a real bitch to change. Fortunately, it's a 400W Ampeg valve amp with a 4x10.
The 6-piece kit is a hybrid: the drums are Premier Artist Maple, the four cymbal stands are Pearl. Cymbals are Zildjian & Sabian, with Sabian hi-hats. Everything is mic’d up. Don't know the make of stool but it's big and comfy. The drummer MUST USE this kit! NO EXCEPTIONS EVER! We didn’t let Iron Maiden’s Blaze Bayley use his own kit, so we certainly won’t let you.
Anything else you need you’ll have to bring. All equipment should be delivered to the bar no later than 7.30pm - there’s a car park right beside the venue for loading-in. Our sound engineer (who previously worked at Cornwall’s famous Sawmills Studio and helped record albums by Muse, Supergrass, et all) will arrive around 7pm.
Finally! There are NO SOUNDCHECKS, repeat, NO SOUNDCHECKS. You’ll get a line-check ten minutes before you play. In exceptional circumstances (like where you play weird instruments or have accumulated the requisite Reputation Points) we might, just might, be persuaded to grant you a quick soundcheck. 

 
Am I over-reacting here?
EQUIPMENT -
Low stress is the key here! The venue provide drum kit (take your own cymbals/snare/kick), bass amp, and three head/cab amps - all of them free of charge and well-maintained. Don’t bother taking amps unless they’re crucial to your sound.
The backline consists of an Ampeg SVT2 Pro with 4x10 Ampeg cabinet, Engel Powerball 100W head with 4x12 Marshall cabinet, Marshall DSL100 JCM 2000 head with 4x12 Marshall cabinet, HiWatt 100W head with 4x12 Marshall cabinet, and three Marshall Powerbrakes. Each speaker cab is mic'd up.
The bass player MUST USE the house amp and speaker as it's hard-wired into the desk and therefore a real bitch to change. Fortunately, it's a 400W Ampeg valve amp with a 4x10.
The 6-piece kit is a hybrid: the drums are Premier Artist Maple, the four cymbal stands are Pearl. Cymbals are Zildjian & Sabian, with Sabian hi-hats. Everything is mic’d up. Don't know the make of stool but it's big and comfy. The drummer MUST USE this kit! NO EXCEPTIONS EVER! We didn’t let Iron Maiden’s Blaze Bayley use his own kit, so we certainly won’t let you.
Anything else you need you’ll have to bring. All equipment should be delivered to the bar no later than 7.30pm - there’s a car park right beside the venue for loading-in. Our sound engineer (who previously worked at Cornwall’s famous Sawmills Studio and helped record albums by Muse, Supergrass, et all) will arrive around 7pm.
Finally! There are NO SOUNDCHECKS, repeat, NO SOUNDCHECKS. You’ll get a line-check ten minutes before you play. In exceptional circumstances (like where you play weird instruments or have accumulated the requisite Reputation Points) we might, just might, be persuaded to grant you a quick soundcheck. 
