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I'm sure there is an opportunity here for the right person.....

Midget Musicians Needed (Downtown)


Hi, my name is David and I want to start a band. The idea came to me in a dream last night. I am regular size and would like to find midgets to fill the following roles;

Lead guitar
Drums (position filled)
Bass

The name of the group will be "David IS Goliath". I play rhythm guitar and I like it dark and chunky so some sort of metal or maybe even punk should be the direction of the band. I have several ideas for song names too so we just need to make them and we'll be famous. I'm not very good so you don't need to be but better is always better my dad used to say. Now that I think about it, he was always buttering a piece of bread when he said that so he may have been saying butter is better but in this case we'll stick with better is better because better just has to be better in the end right? Anyhow, hit me up if you're a midget who wants to be in this band. Thanks.

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He already found a drummer?!?!?!?

I've spent years looking for drummers and this guy finds a midget drummer that is willing to play in his midget dream project?

What the hell?



Also, I'll lay two to one odds that the bass player brings a Mustang or Jaguar to the audition.
 
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He already found a drummer?!?!?!?

I've spent years looking for drummers and this guy finds a midget drummer that is willing to play in his midget dream project?

What the hell?



Also, I'll lay two to one odds that the bass player brings a Mustang or Jaguar to the audition.
I'm guessing there's a difference in criteria. You want a drummer. He wants a midget that will hit things.
 
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