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Clapping vs. Cowbell

lemur821 said:
I'll go with cowbell, since the audience is less likely to cowbell along with their horrid timing than they are to clap along. Just watch out for the guy who snuck a cowbell in. :ninja:
+1

I saw Wynton Marsalis in Montreal about a month ago, and during one song, Wynton and the band start clapping. But not in unison, like one dude in half notes, another in triplets, and another doing some syncopated stuff. And the crowds starts clapping :rollno: :rollno: :rollno: :rollno:

Obviously, a room full of whites can't ever figure out which guy to follow clapping, so everybody's just clapping along mindlessly, with complete disregard for rythmic consistency. (where's the "slapping forehead smiley" when you need him)

And THEN, after the show, some wise-a$$ is telling his friends that, quote: "The handclapping number was terrible, the band members weren't even clapping together"
:rollno: :rollno: :rollno: :rollno: :bawl: :bawl:
Does humanity even have a chance?

This would not have happened with cowbell.
I am Phil Mastro, and I approve cowbell.
 

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