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coolest band names ever.

Free Beer (looks good on the marquee, newspaper ad, etc)

There was a band called Sex and Free Beer in LA in the late 80's.

Names I have used for one-offs:

The Screamin' Weenies
The Hardons (before an actual band of that name took it)
Blank Hank and the Chili Donut Revue (a personal favorite, since I'm Hank, and chili donuts is an obscure reference from "Eek the Cat" that has become slang for killer ganja among my friends)
My Lai & the Incidents

Of course, I might be sitting on another great name or 2 that might get ripped off if I were to post it here.