Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[wabbit]

Granted but now you have to visit that relative three times a week and rub ointment on their bunyuns and massage their goiter.

I wish my user name was Tony-Boobs.

 

[CrispyDelicious]

Granted. That relative died and you inherited their estate, allowing you to pay your bills.

I wish I was at band practice instead of work.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

Granted. That relative died and you inherited their estate, allowing you to pay your bills.

I wish I was at band practice instead of work.

granted but you band mates are still at work


i wish i was able to wake up without redbull

 

[santucci218]

wish granted, but you have horrid morning wood.

I wish i was rich.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

wish granted, but you have horrid morning wood.

I wish i was rich.

granted you change you name to Rich

i wish i didn't have an empty beer fridge.

 

[wabbit]

Granted. Your name is now Rich Santucci but your mom calls you Richard but only in front of your friends. Sometimes Richie-pooh because she knows it annoys you.

I wish I had Frank Zappa's imperial in between my eyebrows to make it a unibrow ..... with much conviction.

EDIT: rats, too slow!! lol

 

[WickedPissah]

Granted, but it grows out of your control and blinds you.

I wish I was good at bass.

 

[CrispyDelicious]

Granted, you can cook the best smallmouth bass in North America, but are a terrible bass player.

I wish I had more than 2 vodka Rockstars at the studio for rehearsal tonight.

 

[WickedPissah]

Granted but you have 20 and drink them all in a matter of 2 minutes.

I wish I was good at playing the bass guitar.

 

[Tony-bobs]

granted! but you live in siberia and no one will ever hear of you or play with you so you must live you life knowing you will never be appreciated!

I wish I lived in a place that appreciated music...

 

[machine gewehr]

granted! but you live in siberia and no one will ever hear of you or play with you so you must live you life knowing you will never be appreciated!

I wish I lived in a place that appreciated music...

Granted,but the only music played is the one you hate the most.

I wish I can get drunk tonight.

 

[username n/a]

Granted,but the only music played is the one you hate the most.

I wish I can get drunk tonight.

Granted, but you have to get drunk with a thai tranny.

I wish I had some bacon right now.

 

[machine gewehr]

Granted,but its so unprocessed that its still snarling.

I wish I had a good wiew in front of me right now.

 

[CrispyDelicious]

Granted,but its so unprocessed that its still snarling.

I wish I had a good wiew in front of me right now.

Granted, you just fell out of a plane with no parachute.

I wish I had a tall pint of ale to drink.

 

[MadMan118]

Granted,but its so unprocessed that its still snarling.

I wish I had a good wiew in front of me right now.

Granted, but you'll have to watch a porly written 80's sitcom in the foreground.

I wish I was on vaciation.

 

[crayzee]

I wish I had a tall pint of ale to drink.

Granted, but they ran out, so they just took "donations" from the men's room. Hope ya like it warm.

I wish I had my own Batcave.

 

[Kaneesel]

grantd, you are now robin.
(edit)
You have to share it with this guy(/edit)
i wish i wasn't thirsty.

 

[Tony-bobs]

granted! but you get crispy's left-over "ale"

I wish it was quiting time

 

[Thunderscreech]

granted. Everyone except for you quits.

I wish my head did not hurt so much.

 

[Happynoj]

Granted. It's just been chopped off.

I wish the walls between my room and the kitchen were thicker.