Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. They are also breathing.

I wish I could make my people issues go away.

 

[Chriss62]

Granted. they are now issues of popular science.

I wish i could buy a vintage svt.

 

[MatticusMania]

Granted, however your tubes have all gone bad and they no longer make replacements.

I wish I was at home with my girlfriend right now.

 

[Beno]

she's with another man as we speak
I wish I was amazing at bass

 

[popinfresh]

she's with another man as we speak
I wish I was amazing at bass

Granted, but you suck at life.

I wish itunes would rip CDs even faster

 

[Otso]

It will, but it will also ruin the audio quality.

I wish I'd know what I want to study.

 

[hbarcat]

It will, but it will also ruin the audio quality.

I wish I'd know what I want to study.

Granted, but it's in a field that has no money in it.

I wish that I had an airplane.

 

[Beno]

The model you would buy randomly explodes.

I wish I an audiophile quality record player

 

[Deluge Of Sound]

You have one, but your speakers suck!


I wish cigarettes were cheaper.

 

[Beno]

They are, but your face exploded.

I want a kindle 2

 

[crayzee]

I want a kindle 2

Granted, but you'll only be able to see gay porn on it.

I wish I had a snack right now.

 

[WickedPissah]

granted, but it's a well-disguised kitty poop sandwich.

i wish i wish i was a fish.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

granted, but it's a well-disguised kitty poop sandwich.

i wish i wish i was a fish.

Granted , in the Boston Aquarium !

God only knows my wish.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but they discontinue greenburst rickenbachers.


I wish I had some pizza.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

Granted , in the Boston Aquarium !

God only knows my wish.

granted but only an unknown god of a tribe that is yet to be reached by civilization.

i wish i could sleep.

 

[Happynoj]

granted but only an unknown god of a tribe that is yet to be reached by civilization.

i wish i could sleep.

Done. You're never going to wake up...

I wish I hadn't given all that chorizo away earlier

 

[Thunderscreech]

granted, but it is now all over your toilet bowl.


I wish i had an octopus.

 

[embellisher]

Granted. In your mouth, as a giant squid.

I wish I had a seven string Roscoe.

 

[wabbit]

EDIT: you have the 7 string roscoe /EDIT..... but as you sleep, you are plagued by dreams of rosie o'donnell and oprah winfrey wrestling in a vat of creamed corn.

I wish i hadn't instilled that visual upon my fellow TBers.

 

[Happynoj]

EDIT: you have the 7 string roscoe /EDIT..... but as you sleep, you are plagued by dreams of rosie o'donnell and oprah winfrey wrestling in a vat of creamed corn.

I wish i hadn't instilled that visual upon my fellow TBers.

Granted. You've got it all to yourself...

I wish I knew what a certain woman was thinking.